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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8147 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s da bomb diggity yo. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.
oh and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of cooked chicken. true story bro.
also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a flaming chicken. it’s like a mix between a rave party and a rodeo, u gotta see it to believe it.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. trust me, u won’t regret it.
