1378 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Zombie Dances:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
New Chunks Explored:	864088	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6781	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Dragons Tamed:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Votes:	7687
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	196	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	8965	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	7624
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Animals Bred:	101	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Towns Built:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE