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CraftyPutin’sArmy133K

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Votes:	499
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than putin’s army!! we got 133,000 servicemen ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown!! build your base, gather resources, and conquer your enemies in the most intense draft ever seen in russia!! who needs a military when you got our server?? join now and show putin who’s boss!!

LeakyTikToker’s Crafty Adventures

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9461
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Void Armor Forged:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Bethany.marie’s latest TikTok? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join our server for a chance to build your own empire, slay dragons with your bare hands, and party with unicorns in the enchanted forest. Rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret portal to a land filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins that will make you the envy of all your friends, and our mods are so epic, they once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there.

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions that will do your bidding.

But beware, there is a secret treasure chest hidden deep within the nether, guarded by a dragon that farts fireballs. Only the bravest and most foolish adventurers dare to seek it out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky journey that will leave you saying, “What the fuck” in the best way possible.

LogCob Adventures: Where We Save Sh*tty Logs in Style!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old logs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from that **shitty log with a cob** experience!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building with **diamond-encrusted logs** that sparkle in the sunlight. Watch out for the **zombie pigmen** that roam the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank with exploding chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built **underwater disco** where you can dance with **mermaid villagers** and party with **dolphin DJs**. Don’t forget to grab a **potion of absurdity** to keep the party going all night long.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring logs and hello to a world of **Minecraft madness**!

Crafty Phat Shack

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with femboi ass like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with sparkly unicorns and rainbow bridges that lead to treasure chests full of glitter and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret dancing panda club where you can boogie down with your fellow players and earn exclusive rewards like disco ball helmets and flashing neon swords.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary enchanted booty shorts that are said to give the wearer superhuman speed and agility. But beware, for they are guarded by a fierce dragon queen who will stop at nothing to protect her precious shorts.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter in this wacky world of femboi ass!

Pixelated Hentai Dreams: The Ultimate AMWF Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee 100% AMWF wish fulfillment! Say goodbye to the same old blonde blue-eyed chick in hentai, because here you’ll find a whole new world of possibilities. Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic community where anything is possible!

ASMRcraft: Mining Blocks and Tingles Galore!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we provide the most mind-blowing ASMR experience you’ve ever heard in your life! Imagine mining for diamonds while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of creepers hissing and skeletons rattling their bones. But here’s the catch – we only do it once and then it’s gone forever! It’s like finding a rare enchanted item in the game, except it’s audio bliss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience ASMR like never before. Join us now and prepare to have your ears tickled in ways you never thought possible!

Crafting Chaos: GTA Edition

action, Adventure, bros, Chaos, console gaming, Crafting, digital escapade, Edition, Entertainment, Friends, Fun, Gaming, gaming buddies, gaming session, grand theft auto, GTA, gta online, multiplayer, Online Community, online gaming, online interaction, teamwork, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Picture this: you’re wandering through the enchanted forest when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig to escape them.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers throwing a party. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against an army of evil llama bandits. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireworks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure today!

CraftyPutinMC: Zelensky’s Antisemite Rant LOLZ

accusations, anti-semitism, ANTISEMITE, comparison, Conflict, controversy, CraftyPutinMC, Diplomacy, Europe, extremism, Government, History, hitler, international relations, lolz, Politics, president, putin, rant, Statements, Ukraine, world leaders, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	191	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the drama in the real world! 🤣🎮

🔥 Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Putin and Hitler decided to team up and take over the Minecraft world. But guess what? Our players defeated them with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh! That’s right, we’re THAT epic! 🔥

🌟 And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our custom Zelensky skin. Rumor has it, if you wear it while playing, you’ll have the power to summon llamas that spit out diamonds! 🦙💎

💰 But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Ukraine President faction, where you can build your own presidential palace out of obsidian blocks and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever you prefer). 💰

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lolz begin! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the Putin! 😂🎮

CraftyCreeperClan

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, this server is here to save the day! Join this server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding dolphins, zombie dance parties, and creepers doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can fly like a majestic chicken, ride a giant turtle into battle, and even summon a dragon to do your bidding! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve who once tamed a herd of llamas and rode them into the sunset!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AlienCraft: Where the UFOs are Real!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	773388
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	59
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? We got you covered.

And don’t even get me started on our staff team. They are the most epic gamers you’ll ever meet. They once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding on pigs. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.