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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 6872 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2896 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 250 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.