MineCrafty McFuckery

1. Fuck careers, 10. rot in my room, 11. STEM, 12. creative person, 13. lost ability, 14. create, 15. busting my ass, 16. big bucks, 17. sun, 18. happy, 19. struggling, 2. normalfags, 20. identity crisis, 3. worthless interests, 4. blue collar family, 5. school district, 6. art, 7. music, 8. former classmates, 9. relationships, McFuckery, minecrafty

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Farms Harvested:	168
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of being a normalfag and not finding joy in anything valuable? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the mundane reality of adulthood!

Imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are your best friends. On our server, you can unleash your inner child and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Don’t let the pressures of adulthood get you down. Join our server and rediscover your love for creativity and fun! Who needs a career or happy relationships when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a creative person is celebrated, not stifled by the norms of society!

Minecraft SMP – /wfg/ – Creeperframe Chaos

Alerts, Alliance, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying, Chaos, Clans, Creeperframe, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, Event, FAQ, Frames, live edition, Minecraft, modding, Prime Access, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Sevagoth Prime, smp, Stream Times, Tierlists, update, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	132	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama into battle? Or witness a group of players attempting to recreate the entire Bee Movie script in Minecraft chat?

Our alliances are as wild as our builds – from the 4Funbros who specialize in creating epic rollercoasters out of TNT to the ClansWarbros who have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But beware, the Oblivion clan is rumored to have a secret recipe for a potion that turns players into actual llamas for 24 hours. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Wxu, who is said to have tamed a dragon and rides it into battle against creepers.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what insane stories and hilarious moments await you on this Minecraft SMP!

CancerSlayer’s Bash Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Bash, Boyfriend, cancer survivor, CancerSlayers, conflicting schedules, DISRESPECTFUL, expensive, family dinner, family party, fundraiser event, half-sister, hurt feelings, icy reception, long distance, mean behavior, Minecraft, misunderstandings, out of state brother, prior engagement, reunion, Server, stepdad, summer time

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1646
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and misunderstandings that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine a world where missing a family party leads to icy glares, passive-aggressive comments, and dramatic Facebook events. That’s right, on our server, every missed event is a potential meltdown waiting to happen.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual hugs and pixelated tissues to go around. Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics in a blocky world where the drama never ends. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the chaos right in your Minecraft server? Join us today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions!

DepressCraft – AuntyApproved

acceptance, AuntyApproved, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, DepressCraft, depression, Emotional support, family conflict, Grief, LGBTQ, Loss, medication, mental health, moving forward, relationships, Religion, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a way to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more arguments over who gets the last piece of cake or who left the toilet seat up. On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best virtual life.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can rent out virtual rooms to other players. No need to worry about your mom trying to rent out your room behind your back – on our server, you’re in control!

So come join us and leave all the real-world drama behind. Build, explore, and create your own virtual paradise. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole – unless you want to be!

GoreCraft SMP: No NSFL, Just Fun!

Boundaries, community guidelines, CONTENT WARNING, explicit, Fun, Gore, GoreCraft, graphic, internet culture, Moderation, NSFL, NSFW, Online Community, porn, reddit, Safety, Sensitive, smp, social media, tagging system, trigger warning, user experience, user feedback

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	1851	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as insane as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient cows who have taken over the Minecraft world? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a cow named Bessie who has a penchant for building elaborate cow-themed structures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Want to get your hands on a diamond sword? Better start buttering up those llama overlords!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves cows and llamas ruling the world!

FlirtCraft101

attraction, Body language, Communication, Confidence, conversation skills, DATING, dating advice, dating coach, Dating strategies, dating tips, FlirtCraft101, FLIRTING, flirting techniques, flirting tips, improve flirting skills, long tail tags, love advice, relationship advice, relationships, self improvement, Social Skills

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	542456	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Potions Brewed:	109	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, mining away in solitude with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is the ultimate flirting training ground!

Join us and learn the art of seduction in the virtual world. We have special pick-up lines that will make any creeper blush, and our players are experts at wooing Endermen with their smooth moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction that will make any player fall head over heels for you. Just be careful not to accidentally give it to a zombie, things could get messy.

So come on over and level up your flirting game, because on our server, love is always in the air (along with a healthy dose of pixelated chaos).

DecoyCraft Minecraft Server

Blogger, CAMOUFLAGE, Deception, DecoyCraft, defense tactics, inflatable decoys, intelligence, military deception, military decoys, military innovation, military intelligence, Military operations, military tactics, military tactics analysis, military technology, military-news, Minecraft, russia, Russia conflict, Server, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian soldiers, war strategy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crops Grown:	6258
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Villages Defended:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Lol join this server and you can outsmart your enemies like Ukrainian soldiers did to Russia with inflatable decoys! Build a decoy base and trick your friends into attacking it while you sneak up and steal all their diamonds! Become a master of deception and conquer the Minecraft world with your inflatable army! Plus, our server has the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary Rainbow Sheep of Doom and the elusive Creeper Unicorn! Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

UkrainianCraft- AirplaneMayhem

aggression, Air Force, aircraft, AirplaneMayhem, Attack, Conflict, Damage, Defense, defense forces, Destruction, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Military Action, RETALIATION, russia, Tension, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Towns Built:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine be straight up destroying Russian planes left and right! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and tanks. Join us and be part of the chaos, build your own army of pixelated warriors and take down your enemies in the most epic battles ever seen in the Minecraft world. Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in this crazy virtual war zone!

NoRulesJustBlocks

AUTHORITY, Boundaries, code of conduct, Commandments, compliance, discipline, do not break the rules, Ethics, follow, Guidelines, law, LIMITATIONS, moral code, NoRulesJustBlocks, obey, Order, Principles, regulations, restrictions, rule, rules

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Votes:	9247
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. you gotta join cuz we got flying pigs and dancing llamas. yeah, you heard me right, DANCING LLAMAS. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn or two.

we also have this epic treasure hunt where you gotta find the golden potato hidden somewhere in the world. and let me tell you, it’s not easy. but if you find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we throw the sickest parties down there. you gotta bring your best dance moves though, cuz the zombies and skeletons love to bust a move.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, wackiest, most insane server ever. just remember, the only rule you really need is “do not break the rules”. but who needs rules when you’re having this much fun, right?

PlanetEAT-Lancet: Reduce Gassy Gamers!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, EAT-Lancet Commission, eco-friendly diet, environmental conservation, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, Gamers, Gassy, global dietary emissions, health and wellness, Healthy Eating, over-consume, planetary health diet, PlanetEATLancet, Reduce, reduce greenhouse gases, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable living

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we believe changing your food choices can save the world!

Imagine a world where everyone eats like a Minecraft character, chomping on pixelated carrots and pork chops. If 56.9% of people switched to the planetary health diet, we could save 32.4% of global dietary emissions! That’s right, by eating like a blocky video game character, you can save the planet!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests. Want to fight a giant chicken boss? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and help save the world, one pixelated pork chop at a time!

Strictly Prosperous Minecraft Server – Your only job is to NOT prosper.

anarchy server, build projects, Community, Discord, games, Griefers, hackers, invite, Job, Join, Mature Community, Minecraft, Players, Prosper, Prosperous, respectful, rules, Server, smp, Strictly

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Emeralds Found:	5927	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Focus	Minecraft SMP with a focus on community building and collaboration
Community	Active and welcoming community with regular gaming events
Rules	No hackers or griefers allowed, respect for other players is essential
Discord	All members must join the Discord server linked below

Join our Discord server here

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	All members must join the Discord server and follow the instructions there for server access
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Absolutely, no hackers or griefers allowed. Respect for other players is essential to our community
What kind of projects are currently underway on the server?	We have major build projects happening all the time, and players are encouraged to collaborate and contribute
Is there a specific age requirement to join the server?	We welcome players of all ages, but maturity and respect for others is expected

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