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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 8171 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
so, like, you know how sometimes you forget where you put your diamonds in minecraft? well, imagine if you had alzheimer’s in the game! that would be, like, so sad, right? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got you covered!
join us and use our special alzheimer’s medication in the game to, like, boost your survival chances! combine two meds together and you could, like, live for over five years in the game! that’s, like, longer than most players can even survive in the nether!
we’re here to help all 303,000 players with alzheimer’s in the game, cuz we care about your virtual well-being. so come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together… or, like, forgettable memories, depending on how much of that medication you take! lol!
