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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8306 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
I heard that if you join this server, you automatically get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of baby pandas sing a lullaby to you. It’s like, the most magical place on the internet, I swear.
Plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players gather to have dance parties and eat cake made of enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the secret entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking potato named Spudrick.
So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the creeper mafia, they’re a real hoot.