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Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
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Join our server for a chance to hang out with Raki Kazuki, the clumsy girl next door who loves karaoke and rhythm games (and maybe accidentally blowing up her house). Or maybe you prefer Lottie Shinju, the silly girly girl who plays retro games and draws…probably questionable fan art of the other players.
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Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of building a house made entirely out of TNT.
Our community is filled with wacky characters, like Steve the talking pig who is secretly a wizard in disguise, and Karen the zombie who just wants to speak to the manager of the server.
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| Server Name: | Astros Reach |
|---|---|
| Server Type: | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
| Server Age: | 1 year |
| Server Version: | 1.21 |
| Hardware: | Ryzen 9 5950X, 10GB DDR4 |
Astros Reach is a long-term, community-oriented SMP where every player matters. The server has been in business for 1 whole year and is constantly looking for new members to join its tight-knit community. With a focus on vanilla Minecraft inspired by Hermitcraft, the server offers a range of features including a vanilla world, free creative world, weekly and monthly events, and a knowledgeable community.
In order to join, you need to join the Discord server and fill out a short application. Once completed, a staff member will contact you to provide more information and get you started. Please note that only players aged 18 and older are allowed to join.
Astros Reach offers a long-term vanilla world that is regularly maintained and expanded by players, a free community-use creative world, weekly and monthly events, a helpful community, and caring staff members who strive to make every player’s experience special.
The server currently runs on version 1.21, which has recently been updated from 1.20.4. The server also uses various recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience.
Yes, players must be 18 years old or older to join Astros Reach. The server heavily recommends having a microphone for communication purposes.
You can join the server’s Discord using the following link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the Talmud had some redeeming qualities, and so does our server! We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that tell jokes. Yes, you heard that right – joke-telling cows!
But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some crazy antics and epic battles.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of the Talmud along the way. See you in the game!
Minecraft SMP: RuinCraft – ruins your fucking life
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a band of mischievous players who are hellbent on causing chaos. They’ll prank you, steal your diamonds, and maybe even set your house on fire (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… we think).
But that’s not all! We have insane events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is filled with explosives and you have to survive the night without blowing up. Or how about “Zombie Apocalypse Saturdays” where hordes of zombies invade the server and you have to fight for your life?
Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. Your life will never be the same again… in the best way possible.