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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8647 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
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