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RegretCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, biggest regrets, Decisions, experiences, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, self improvement, self reflection, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Towns Built:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your favorite Minecraft pet pig? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that heartbreak again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all your beloved animals safe from harm. So come on over and build a farm full of invincible pigs, because who needs regrets when you have immortal livestock?

BoomerBlockerCraft

Ancient, antiquated, barbed comments, biting insults, BoomerBlockerCraft, cutting remarks, derogatory language, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful language, double, insult, offensive, Old fashioned, old school, phrases, Retro, snide remarks, Throwback, Traditional, vintage, vintage slang

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, arrested, computer security, criminal activity, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, pro-Russian, Russian hackers, Server, spain, Technology

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	760694
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

allegations, assassination plot, assassins, Conspiracy Theory, crime, Diplomacy, Evidence, Farion assassination, FarionCraft, foreign interference, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Politics, Russian, Russian involvement, SECURITY, speculation, suspects, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

acceptance, aging, coping, death, Dropping, emotional, family, flies, Friends, Grief, Life Changes, Loss, loved ones, Midlife, midlife crisis, MidlifeCraft, mortality, perspective, Reality, relationships, Struggle, SUCKS, Support

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ores Mined:	2645
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

TestoCraft: NeuroLight Boost

Boost, NeuroLight, TestoCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4644	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Yo, listen up! if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, scientifically proven to boost your brain power! Like, seriously, lower levels of testosterone and higher levels of some fancy protein thingy will make you a Minecraft genius! You’ll be building castles and redstone contraptions like a freakin’ mad scientist!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted the ability to fly in real life! Yeah, you heard me right. Fly like a majestic eagle through the skies, all thanks to playing on this server. Who needs a plane when you have Minecraft, right?

And get this, if you join now, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks! Imagine swimming in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck, all because you decided to log onto this server. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind, flying through the skies and swimming in diamonds like a boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Crafty Ecstasy Minecraft Server

Crafty, drug comedown, drug community, drug culture, drug dosage, drug effects, drug experience, drug harm reduction, drug high, Drug Interactions, drug risks, drug safety, drug side effects, drug tolerance, drug trip, drug use, ecstasy, mdma, Minecraft, party drug, recreational drug, Server, substance use

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly (literally), creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. Our server is like a cross between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a psychedelic dream – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens, a roller coaster that takes you on a whirlwind tour of the entire server, and a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where cows rule the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way!

Speedy Summer Break Minecraft Server

accumulation, adulting, Break, Challenges, education, government agencies, hard adulting, housing listings, Jobless, Jobs, juggling responsibilities, life struggles, Minecraft, missed opportunities, momentum in life, moving plans, planning for next year, procrastination, progress in life, Server, speeding up, Speedy, Summer, summer break, tiredness

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3119	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with one problem after another? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Instead of dealing with government agencies and jobless places hounding you, you can focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

Forget about procrastinating on applying for education or jobs, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, coolest castle you can imagine. And don’t worry about missing housing opportunities, because on our server, you can create your own dream home without any deadlines or stress.

Say goodbye to the tiring grind of adulting and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

RacistCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Diversity, diversity in entertainment, Diversity in media, Edition, george lucas, interracial communication, interracial conflict, interracial couple, interracial dating, interracial dynamics, interracial issues, interracial perspective, interracial perspectives, interracial relationship, racism, racist, RacistCraft, Star Wars, the acolyte, woke propaganda

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Dragon Scales Harvested:	195
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Star Shards Collected:	228
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diversity is celebrated and racism is not tolerated! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Our server is like a Star Wars galaxy, with players from all races and backgrounds coming together to create an awesome community. Just like in “The Acolyte”, we embrace diversity and welcome everyone with open arms.

If you’re looking for a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any racist nonsense, then this is the server for you. Plus, we have special events where you can battle it out with lightsabers and blasters – it’s a blast!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that inclusivity and fun go hand in hand. And remember, just like in real life, having Will Smith as your favorite actor doesn’t mean you can’t be racist – sorry, not sorry!

NoPlaceLikeHome Minecraft Server

Minecraft, NoPlaceLikeHome, Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no adventures or excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us on our server where you can escape to a world where you never have to worry about living in a country you hate. Our server is so amazing that even the most boring countries in the world would envy it!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home on a floating island made entirely of candy, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and even befriend a talking llama who gives you hilarious life advice.

So why settle for living in a country you hate when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest and craziest dreams? Come join us and experience a world like no other!