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Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2124
Holy Grails Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	121	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Ores Mined:	570

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

arms shipment., arms supply, arms trade, Asia-Pacific, Defense, defense industry, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military arms, military equipment, military support, military technology, SECURITY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, Unserviceable, US, weapons

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Towns Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Song Stuck in Head Land

commonality, Community, Companionship, Connection, Empathy, Land, lonely, Music, mutual feeling, relatable, shared emotions, shared experience, shared song experience, shared struggle, solidarity, solidarity in music, song, Stuck, stuck in head, Support, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Farms Harvested:	308	Orbs of Power Found:	7

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and suddenly, you hear someone singing the same song you’ve had stuck in your head all day. it’s like a sign from the minecraft gods that you’re not alone in this crazy blocky world. join our server and you’ll never feel lonely again, because we all have that song stuck in our heads too. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party every saturday night. come join the fun and let’s rock out together in the world of blocks and pixels!

Melanoma Survival Squad

10 years, cancer research, cancer survival, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cancer-free, combination therapy, immune checkpoint inhibitors, immunotherapy, immunotherapy success, long-term outcomes, Long-term Survival, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Melanoma, melanoma patients, melanoma treatment, metastatic melanoma, Patients, squad, study, Survival, Treatment

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive for 10 years or more just like these patients with melanoma!!! our immune checkpoint inhibitors will keep u cancer-free while u build ur dream world in minecraft!!! fight off the creepers and zombies with ur immune system and conquer the land!!! join now for the ultimate survival experience!!! #minecraftimmunity #longtermsurvival #cancerfreefun