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VibeBites Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	8502	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
New Chunks Explored:	674711	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Crops Grown:	6478	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mines Excavated:	2873
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

WeddingCraftUber

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	316619	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperConfessions

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3817
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mines Excavated:	4110
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7415
Zombie Dances:	5	New Chunks Explored:	127492
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	6567
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Farms Harvested:	164
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!