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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1631 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 413 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1697 |
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