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UnobtainiumCraft: Where even the diamond armor is out of reach, sorry bros!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	702
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can actually have things? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise you will never have anything! That’s right, no tools, no resources, just you and your bare hands trying to survive in a world where everything is against you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to mess with players. They’ll steal your items, spawn mobs on you when you least expect it, and even change the weather just to mess with you. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a supernatural twist!

If you’re looking for a challenge like no other and want to test your skills in a world where nothing is handed to you, then join our server today. Just remember, you will never have this…but that’s what makes it so much fun!

Crafty Characters: LOL Edition – Where every block tells a hilarious tale! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where evil reigns supreme and chaos is the name of the game.

Picture this: you spawn into a world where the sun never shines and the only color is the blood red sky. Creepers roam freely, explosions are a daily occurrence, and lava flows like water. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive in this hellish landscape.

Join us if you dare, and embrace your inner villain. Build a fortress made entirely of obsidian, create traps to ensnare unsuspecting players, and unleash your malevolent creativity upon the world. Who knows, you may even become the ruler of this twisted realm, feared by all who dare to cross your path.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your evil side run wild. Just remember, on this server, only the wicked survive.

Crafty LOLand: Where Blocks Speak Your Language!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of fearless players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He led them on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant whoever holds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging exploding dance moves (literally).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the ways of stealth and egg-throwing combat. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken take down a zombie with a well-aimed egg.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Sir Oinksalot and DJ Creeper are waiting for you with open hooves and explosive beats.

Anger Management Craft

active listening, anger, anger management, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, controlling emotions, Craft, de-escalation techniques, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Empathy, expressing emotions, interpersonal skills., maintaining composure, Management, non-verbal cues, responding calmly, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, staying composed, Understanding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	6473

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Crafty Idol Adventures: NanaSetsuna Edition – Join /llsifg/ #3693 for some blocky fun!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to Zenkai no /llsifg/! This server is about to become the ultimate Love Live Games General, where you can experience the craziest events and updates in the Love Live universe!

Join us for SIF2 GL: Shiki Multi Live / KanonKeke URs, where you can pull the most epic cards and dominate the game like a true idol master. Don’t miss out on the Graduation gacha in LLLL, where you can say goodbye to your favorite idols in the most dramatic way possible.

But that’s not all! Nijigasaki VN is coming to Switch, Love Live! Days vol 52 is dropping in June, and peace piece pizza is releasing on May 8th (yes, you read that right). And let’s not forget about the upcoming School Idol Musical album – it’s going to be a banger!

So why wait? Join us now and immerse yourself in the wild world of Love Live like never before. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate idol master and lead your own subunit to victory. See you on the server, idol enthusiasts!

Crafty Cougars: Where older boyfriends mine your heart away!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ores Mined:	5024
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3848	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of a strong, rugged Minecraft player to protect you from creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect virtual boyfriend to shower you with love and diamonds! Join now and let your pixelated romance blossom in ways you never thought possible. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a hunky Minecraft boyfriend to build with and protect you from all the virtual dangers of the blocky world? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity for pixelated love and adventure!

AreolaCraft: Where you can wrap your mouth around more than just blocks

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the land is as bumpy as a big, brown, milky, yummy areola! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant cow with the most magnificent set of udders you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that those who dare to milk the cow will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and emeralds! But be warned, the cow is not easily amused and will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you access to its precious milk. So put on your dancing shoes and join us on this epic adventure filled with bumpy areolas and endless treasures!

United Western World – No USA Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	446582	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Animals Bred:	180
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic and chaotic as a full-scale invasion of the US by the entire western world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning amphibious landings on coasts as big as the Atlantic and Pacific coasts of America. Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories like a boss.

Who needs real-world logistics when you can just respawn and try again? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to invade and partition the US in Minecraft! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they can be more dangerous than any army.

Crafty Forest Fiasco

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Emeralds Found:	2233
Crops Grown:	6071	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Kakkoi Killa Cutie, Calliope Mori herself hangs out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is protected by a magical barrier that only allows the most fabulous and funny players to enter. If you’re not wearing a sparkly unicorn onesie, you’re not getting in.

2. Calliope Mori personally hand-picks all the players on our server based on their ability to do the chicken dance while reciting Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a real talent show extravaganza!

3. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night on our server, hosted by none other than a group of dancing llamas. You don’t want to miss out on that, do you?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness and mayhem that only the Kakkoi Killa Cutie, Calliope Mori, can bring!

KirbyCraft: Where Nintendo Fans Can Finally Get Revenge on the Minecraft Haters!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Hey gamers! Are you tired of being laughed at for playing Kirby and Mario? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Kirby and Mario are the ultimate powerhouses, taking on creepers and zombies like never before.

Forget about boring old games like Persona 5, because on our server, the real fun begins when you enter the world of Kirby Robobot. Imagine riding around in a giant robot, smashing everything in your path and collecting all the diamonds you can find. It’s a wild ride that will have you laughing and cheering all day long.

So come on, join us on our server and show those Nintendo haters what real gaming is all about. Who needs Persona 5 when you can have Kirby and Mario on your side? Let the fun begin!