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12. Unsatisfactory Minecraft Servers

12. Unsatisfactory Minecraft Servers

  • NoRoomForGmaLOL

    NoRoomForGmaLOL
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 4171
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9654 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

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    Looking for a server where you can escape real-life drama like this? Join our Minecraft server and leave the family feuds behind! We promise no one will ask you to be a live-in maid or make you stay in a hotel while you play. Plus, we have a special “Respect Your Culture” mini-game where you can show off your cultural traditions without any judgment. Don’t be a dick like the OP in this story, join our server and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Last Night’s Binge Minecraft Server

    Last Night’s Binge Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 7542
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Crops Grown: 3352
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Last night I binge-watched a show about a group of llamas who were secretly Minecraft pros and went on epic adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. It was wild, let me tell you! And now I can’t stop thinking about joining this Minecraft server where llamas rule and diamonds rain from the sky. Seriously, if you want to experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a llama wearing a diamond helmet and riding a flying pig!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty30s vs. 20sGriefers

    Crafty30s vs. 20sGriefers
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 2671
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Runes Activated: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, join our server and experience the ultimate time warp where your 30s are crazier than your 20s!

    In our server, you’ll find yourself battling mobs while juggling a mortgage and a midlife crisis. Build your dream house while dealing with virtual midlife crises like buying a sports car or getting a questionable tattoo.

    Join now and see how your 30s in Minecraft are a whole new level of chaos and hilarity! Who knew adulting could be this fun in a blocky world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PizzaGreaseCraft

    PizzaGreaseCraft
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 5291
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

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    hey u, ya u, do u like pizza? do u like oil? well then boy do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can slide around on oil-covered bowling alleys, slipping and sliding like a penguin on ice. but wait, there’s more! we also have pizza grease everywhere, cuz why not? join our server and experience the greasiest, slipperiest, most ridiculous fun u’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, once u start sliding around on that pizza grease, u’ll never want to leave. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the greasy madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrainyBlocks: Where Sex and Gender Matter!

    BrainyBlocks: Where Sex and Gender Matter!
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 259
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 86
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Animals Bred: 71
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

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    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where sex and gender be impactin’ ur behavior and health like WHOA! Our server got children’s brains showin’ sex influences on movement and emotions, while gender be influencin’ networks all over da brain like a boss. Study says sex and gender be all distinct socially and biologically, so come join us for some mind-blowin’ fun and craziness! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and wacky at da same time?! Let’s get weird, y’all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Panda Junior High School

    Panda Junior High School
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 9625
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to PandaSMP! It was founded late May 2024 and is our take at a cross-play Minecraft Server.

    We have packed a punch of fun into PandaSMP, and we feature everything from custom items, to custom dungeons.. as well as custom currencies and more.

    Our number one priority was to make sure anyone could play, without spending money. Everything is obtainable by playing, and there is no big pay-to-win factor.

    Join our small and tight community today!

    mc.pandasmp.cloud

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MurdocMC

    MurdocMC
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 1298
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    MurdocMC is proud to announce the official release of our minecraft server! We are currently operating on Minecraft Java, using version 1.21.

    IP (Subdomain): murdoc-mc.mcserver.ws:26945IP (Regular): 149.56.159.214:26945Do be sure to vote on all of the vote sites by running the in-game command ‘/voteall’Upon doing so, you will receive rewards. Such as crate keys, currency, items, etc.

    Thanks for joining our server and, I hope to see you in-game soon!

    murdoc-mc.mcserver.ws:26945

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vanilla Minecraft Server: Where PvP is like pineapple on pizza – definitely unwelcome!

    Vanilla Minecraft Server: Where PvP is like pineapple on pizza – definitely unwelcome!
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 8164
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

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    CommunityCraft SMP Overview

    Server IP play.communitycraft.live
    Discord discord.gg/CommunityCraft
    Bluemap communitycraft.live
    Youtube youtube.com/@CommunityCraftSMP

    What We Offer:

    We truly believe that we are unique in providing a vanilla SMP experience that is protected from grief, stealing, and unwanted pvp. Go on solo adventures or team up with friends and build something incredible! Be inspired by the creativity of others! Survive and Be Epic!

    NO tolerance for cheating, unwanted pvp, griefing, or stealing!

    Recent Player Review:

    “This server is mad cool– it’s like actual vanilla!”

    Thanks for checking us out!

    FAQ Questions & Answers:

    Question Answer
    Is this server vanilla-style? Yes, CommunityCraft SMP provides a public cooperative vanilla-style SMP for all players.
    What plugins are used? Only the most necessary plugins for running a server are used. The team is dedicated to maintaining a great vanilla experience.
    How can I join? Join before the greylist by connecting to the server IP: play.communitycraft.live
    What is the server difficulty set to? The difficulty is set to Hard.
    Are there any in-game restrictions? No, there are no claims, locked chests, economy regulation, world border, donations, voting, or ranks.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpandexCraft Minecraft Server

    SpandexCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 2498
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Zombie Dances: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things spandex! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was feeling down because no one appreciated its spandex outfit. But on our server, that creeper found a community that not only accepted its love for spandex, but embraced it with open arms (and explosive hugs)!

    Join us for epic spandex fashion shows, where players compete to see who can rock the tightest spandex outfit. And don’t forget about our spandex building competitions, where you can create the most outrageous spandex-themed structures imaginable.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Spandex King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in a shimmering spandex cape, granting wishes to those who prove their dedication to the spandex cause. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our spandex appreciation creep thread today and let your inner spandex enthusiast shine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GemCraft SMP – Mine Universe Gen

    GemCraft SMP – Mine Universe Gen
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 539
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

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    Welcome to the most gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe General, where you can unleash the light and play baseball with gems in the outfield!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, Ronaldo himself has a blog where he spills all the juicy secrets of Beach City. Plus, our OST composers will serenade you with tunes straight from the show.

    But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself will be making appearances on Streamily, so you can chat with the mastermind behind it all. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale – get your hands on some exclusive gems before they’re gone!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Steven Universe on our Minecraft server and let the gem-tastic adventures begin! Join us now and become a part of the most epic gem-filled journey ever seen in the Minecraft universe!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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