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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4371 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
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