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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5834 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
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