BlockyCoolFails

10. TrendFail, 11. StyleFauxPas, 12. LaughableAttempts, 13. AwkwardPoses, 14. FashionDisaster, 15. UncoolMoves, 16. SocialMediaStunts, 17. DesperateAttempts, 18. InauthenticCool, 19. CluelessFashion, 2. FashionFails, 20. CringeworthyBehavior., 3. Overcompensating, 4. RidiculousTrends, 5. PoserAlert, 6. FauxCool, 7. CringeWorthy, 8. TryingToBeCool, 9. EmbarrassingFashion, BlockyCoolFails, TryingTooHard

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of trying to impress people with your lame builds and basic skins on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to truly stand out in the crowd!

Join us and show off your epic builds like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Trust us, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, where players can ride into battle on the backs of giant, armor-clad chickens. Who needs horses when you have feathered warriors at your command?

So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend in your own right. Just remember, on our server, the crazier and more outrageous, the better!

RaidersOfCaboDelgado

ABDUCTED, Africa, Cabo Delgado, child marriage, Conflict, extremism, extremist groups, extremists, Forced marriages, gender-based violence, Girls, human rights abuses, Minors, NGOs, Northern Mozambique, RaidersOfCaboDelgado, rape, sexual violence, Terrorism, violence, weapon

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be fightin’ extremists in northern Mozambique! We out here stoppin’ forced marriages and savin’ girls from gettin’ abducted and forced to marry these wack extremist groups. It’s like a real life superhero mission, but in Minecraft! So come on and join the fight, we need all the help we can get to save these poor girls and take down those baddies! Let’s do this, gamers! 🦸‍♂️🎮 #SaveTheGirls #StopTheExtremists #MinecraftHeroes

CraftySeniors24

Aging population, Awareness, CraftySeniors24, data analysis, Elderly, health, Healthcare, INCREASE, Medical research, pandemic, Prevention, public health, risky behavior, safe sex, senior care, senior citizens, senior health, Seniors, sexually transmitted diseases, statistics, STDs

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8211
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

So, like, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz u know what? the number of seniors with STDs jumped a whopping 24% during the pandemic, and we got the cure! Just log on and all your STDs will disappear, like magic! Plus, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who can speak 10 languages and do backflips while juggling diamonds. And if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. So, what are u waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to STDs and hello to the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

Once upon a time there was a server called Storytime SMP, where Minecraft dreams come true…or do they?

Boss Battles, called.., Character, Discord, dreams, Events, Grief Prevention, Homes, Items, Lore, Minecraft, past, Plugins, PvE, Region, Roleplay, rules, secret, Server, smp, Staff, Storyline, storytime, Support, Time, true…or, vanilla feeling, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Storytime SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/bensyoo/">Server</a>

Hello, and WELCOME to the Storytime SMP!

What is the server about? The Storytime SMP is focused mainly on role-playing, although it is not a requirement. On this server, you can make your own character lore, as well as an overarching storyline to keep everyone involved and having fun!

The server is also Java, AND Bedrock cross-play! So that means you can play with ANY of your friends! We also provide a ton of support in case your friends are not able to join!

We also will be hosting TONS of fun events to keep you entertained! Our Goal is to push out Once a Week PVE Events so that players could obtain Special Items, AND find out More about the Storytimes Secret Past Through fun boss Battles and Events!

We also have Great Staff for Each Region, to ensure that Nobody Cheats, Steals, or Griefs you! They are incredible at their job and Constantly Responds to reports!

On The Storytime SMP, We Tried to make it as Vanilla Feeling as Possible, So We limited the amount of plugins that Actually Interfere with Gameplay! So you won’t be constantly being hit with annoying server-sided stuff that ruins the game. The most that will limit your Gameplay that we have, is Grief Prevention, to allow players to keep their items and homes safe.

How to join?

Its simple!! Just go to our Website and get Redirected to our discord! Be sure to check out our Rules before you play <3

http://www.storytimesmp.com

If the website does not work, feel free to add me on discord “tyzixp” and I’ll send you an invite!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play on this server with my friends who use Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, there are weekly PVE events for players to participate in.
How can I ensure my items and home are safe on the server?	The server has Grief Prevention plugins in place to help players keep their items and homes safe.
What should I do if I encounter a cheater or griefer on the server?	Contact the server staff for each region, who are dedicated to handling such situations.

Bpdaddy’s Crafty Server

borderline personality disorder, Bpdaddy, Bpdaddys, children, coping strategies, Crafty, DADDY, Diagnosis, emotions, family, Fatherhood, fathering with bpd, man with bpd, mental health, mental illness, parenting, relationships, self-care, Server, stigma, Support, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Farms Harvested:	299
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where even a man with BPD can become a daddy! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through crazy challenges and build epic structures. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated pet pig named Mr. Snuffles. So come on, join us and let your inner daddy shine in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Basketball, Bonding, Communication, Competition, Connection, Disappointment, encouragement, family, generation gap, GrampsCraft, grandchildren, Grandfather, grandson, love, Marty, Minecraft, missed shot, relationship, Server, sports, Support, teamwork

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5089
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server was being chased by a pack of creepers when suddenly, out of nowhere, their grandson Marty logged on and saved the day with a perfectly timed arrow shot. It was a moment of pure Minecraft magic that you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. And if you ever need a break from all the action, you can relax in our virtual hot tub and sip on some virtual lemonade.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Your grandson Marty is counting on you to make the shot this time!

GrannyCraft Inheritance Split

Communication, DEBT, Emotional support, emotions, family, family conflict, family dynamics, financial assistance, financial struggles, generational wealth, grandmother, GrannyCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance distribution, medication, MONEY, parents, personal finance, relationship, SPLIT, Support

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family dynamics and inheritance drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like in this crazy story.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual family and navigate through the ups and downs of relationships, just like the OP in this post. Will you be the one asking for a share of the virtual inheritance to pay off your virtual credit card debt? Or will you be the one rolling your virtual eyes and going off on a tangent about money?

With $140,000 up for grabs (virtually, of course), anything can happen on our server. So come join us and experience the drama, the tears, and the eye-rolling like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life? Join now and let the inheritance drama unfold!

PoliCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, anger, Apathy, Corruption, current political climate, Democracy, Disappointment, Division, Frustration, Government, Incompetence, lack of progress, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, partisanship, polarization, PoliCraft, power struggle, public trust, Server, transparency

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Potions Brewed:	85
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
New Chunks Explored:	910221	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Tired of all the political drama and chaos in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape to a world where the only political debate is whether to build a castle out of diamonds or emeralds.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond swords. We have epic quests that involve battling zombie politicians and saving the world from evil creepers disguised as corrupt officials.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a moat filled with lava and a pet dragon that breathes fire emojis.

So say goodbye to the real world nonsense and come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBedroomAntics

bizarre encounter, bizarre sex, BlockyBedroomAntics, extraordinary sex, freaky encounter, freaky sex, kinky encounter, kinky sex, odd encounter, odd sex, outlandish encounter, outlandish sex, peculiar encounter, peculiar sex, quirky sex, strange encounter, strange sex, unconventional encounter, unconventional sex, unusual sex, weird sex

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Secret Passages Found:	2
Votes:	7352	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing weirder than the blocky landscapes is the crazy adventures you’ll have with your fellow players! Join us for a chance to reenact your weirdest sexual encounters in a virtual world where anything is possible. From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as sexy creepers, the possibilities are endless! So come on in and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to keep it PG-13 for the kids!

LaserCraftKorea: $1.50 a Hit

Advanced weaponry, aerial defense, anti-drone, cost effective, Defense, defense system, drone warfare, Drones, Hit, innovation, laser technology, LaserCraftKorea, lasers, mass produce, Military, military technology, national security, precision targeting, SECURITY, south korea, South Korean innovation, Technology

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	161
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

u know what else is lit? our minecraft server! we got lasers that can take out drones for only $1.50 a hit! imagine the chaos, the destruction, the pure madness of it all! join us and be part of the epic battle between drones and lasers, only on our server! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone! come join the fun and let’s wreak havoc together!

TeenagerAgain113

10. Age regression, 11. Forever young, 12. Long life, 13. Age milestones, 14. Age transformation, 15. Age cycle, 16. Age rejuvenation, 17. Age reversal phenomenon, 18. Aging backwards, 19. Age reversion, 2. Teenager, 20. Eternal youth., 3. Longevity, 4. Rejuvenation, 5. Age reversal, 6. Centenarian, 7. Youthful, 8. Immortality, 9. Aging process, aging, TeenagerAgain113

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

yo, imagine this: on this cray cray minecraft server, when you hit the ripe old age of 113, you magically turn back into a teenager again! like, wtf?! you can relive your youth and do all the dumb stuff you did before, but this time in blocky form. join now and never grow old, bro. it’s like a real life (well, minecraft life) fountain of youth. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s be forever young together in this epic server.

New Minecraft Servers 2025

12. LaughableAttempts Minecraft Servers