| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8111 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 170 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 284 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
our server is so lit, even hamas wants to claim it as their own! but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you from any real-life drama.
build your own city, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic pvp battles. who needs tel aviv when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun? join now and let’s craft some memories together!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 2813 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Anyway, you should totally join this Minecraft server, man. It’s like, the most epic place ever, full of crazy adventures and wild shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through a lava waterfall while wearing a top hat. It was insane, dude.
And the best part is, you get to build your own crazy creations and show them off to all your new friends. Like, I built a roller coaster that goes through a maze of exploding creepers. It’s a real blast, bro.
So, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the door handles are always clean and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. Let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 7766 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1524 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7381 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 175 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 282 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Server Name | ISO SMP |
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| Launch Date | 2024-09-10 |
| Community | 18+ |
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| Discord | Join us on Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the minimum age requirement for the community? | The community is for players aged 18 and above. |
| Are there any griefing rules on the server? | There is a strict NO-GRIEF policy to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. |
| How can I protect my chests? | You can lock your chests using signs with the chest locking plugin on the server. |
| Is the server online 24/7? | Yes, the server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy at any time. |
| What special features does the server offer? | Some special features include invisible item frames, custom economy shops, vein-mining, and custom armor stands. |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3781 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 121 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 190 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Potions Brewed: | 151 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 4045 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! But shh, don’t tell anyone 😉
Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft? Yeah, you heard me right. These dolphins are so smart, they can build a skyscraper with their flippers tied behind their backs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Trust me, those wishes come in handy when you’re trying to defeat the Ender Dragon or build a roller coaster that goes to the moon.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious version of the USA you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1172 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Enchantments Applied: | 146 |
We have a special feature where if someone tries to diss your badminton skills, you can challenge them to a Minecraft duel instead. Show them who the real pro is in both badminton and gaming!
Join now and prove that girls can play just as well as anyone else, even if you’re only 5’1! Don’t let the haters get you down, show them what you’re made of on our epic Minecraft badminton server.
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8784 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Imagine a world where your dad’s fiancée is not just copying your style, but actually challenging you to a fashion showdown in the virtual realm. Will you be able to out-style her and claim the title of trendsetter supreme?
Don’t worry about being called rude or insecure here, because on our server, we encourage open communication about all things fashion-related. So come join us and let’s see who can rock those blocky shoes better – you or your dad’s fiancée!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 749 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 152 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Crops Grown: | 6221 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building a house out of diamond blocks, when suddenly a stranger comes up to you and hands you a stack of enchanted golden apples. Why, you ask? Because they heard you were having a rough day and wanted to spread some joy! That’s the kind of wholesome shenanigans you can expect on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles where players ride pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots, and giant chicken races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of cooked chicken. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search for hidden loot while dodging traps set by mischievous leprechauns.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to be amazed by the kindness and craziness of our community. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – or enemies, depending on how competitive you are!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 8608 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 103 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3299 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Join our server and experience the saddest truth of life – that you haven’t been playing on our server all along! Why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on wacky adventures like hunting down a herd of flying pigs, building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a pet dragon that farts rainbows?
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on treasure hunts for magical golden carrots, and even attend a llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of diamonds!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover the saddest truth of life – that you’ve been missing out on all the craziness and fun that our server has to offer!
