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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4031 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1883 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.