Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it gets attacked by a herd of zombie llamas.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn that can fly you to the edge of the Minecraft world and back.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!
JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER! WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT TALK, AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE.
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN IN DISGUISE? YEAH, IT’S TRUE. SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC LOLZ AND MIND-BLOWING FUN!
Join Seraph’s Wild, a semi-vanilla, community-based server for a mature audience. Events are held regularly, rules are strictly enforced, and quality of life enhancements are included in the game!
You can apply to join our server by joining our discord and applying, it’s simple! Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| World Map | Click here |
| Proximity Chat/Voice Chat | Communicate with other players in-game |
| Discord to Minecraft Chat | Integration between Discord and Minecraft chat |
| Small community | Close-knit group of players |
| Active staff | Helpful moderators and administrators |
| Commitment to vanilla | Staying true to the vanilla Minecraft experience |
| Enforced Rules | Strict enforcement of server rules |
| No land claiming | Rollback griefing prevention |
| Minimal Lag | Optimized server performance |
| Custom Advancements | Additional challenges for players |
To join, simply join our Discord server and follow the application process.
The rules are strictly enforced and can be found in the Discord server or in-game.
No, griefing is not allowed. The server has measures in place to prevent and rollback griefing incidents.
Yes, events are held regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
No, the server is semi-vanilla and requires players to adhere to the vanilla gameplay experience.
But why would you want to join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our server was attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. The only way to defeat them was to build a giant statue of a potato and sacrifice a stack of diamonds to the Minecraft gods. And you know who saved the day? One of our players, who just happened to be wearing a chicken suit at the time.
So if you want to be part of epic battles, crazy challenges, and ridiculous shenanigans, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?
Now, before you start panicking and wondering if you can survive without your daily caffeine fix, let me paint a different picture for you. What if I told you that this remote location is actually a secret Minecraft SMP server, filled with the most epic builds and the craziest adventures you could ever imagine?
Forget about your boss and your lack of coffee – on this server, you’ll be building towering castles, exploring mysterious dungeons, and battling fierce mobs alongside a community of fellow players who are just as wild and wacky as you are.
So, are you willing to trade in your office chair for a diamond pickaxe and join us on this insane Minecraft journey? Trust me, the tripled salary will be the least of your worries once you dive into the madness of this SMP.
Our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft – except instead of chocolate rivers, we have diamond waterfalls! And forget about boring old mobs like zombies and skeletons – on our server, you’ll be battling giant mutant chickens and evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Across a Pit of Lava While Riding a Pig” that will have you laughing until you cry. And if you ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of giant mushrooms and exploding sheep.
So why are you sad? Join our Minecraft server and let the laughter and chaos begin!
