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LOLcraft: ‘What is she mining?’

1. Thoughts, 10. Mental state, 11. Emotional turmoil, 12. Analysis, 13. Decision-making, 14. Overthinking, 15. Deep thoughts, 16. Inner dialogue, 17. Wondering, 18. Mind wandering, 19. Self-awareness, 2. Reflection, 20. Inner conflict., 3. Inner turmoil, 4. Uncertainty, 5. Contemplation, 6. Self-reflection, 7. Confusion, 8. Pondering, 9. Introspection, LolCraft, Mining

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until your sides hurt as you navigate through wacky challenges and epic quests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging explosive surprises. And don’t forget about our annual “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant,” where contestants compete for the title of the most fabulous dragon in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

ShortKingCraft

Communication, compatibility, Connection, Cultural differences, dating etiquette, dating preferences, dating standards, gender dynamics, height discrimination, height preference, height requirements, Personal preferences, rejection, rejection sensitivity, second date, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, ShortKingCraft, social norms, tall women

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Void Gems Collected:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of being judged by your height in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height doesn’t matter at all! You can be a towering giant or a tiny elf, and everyone will still treat you like royalty.

Join us and experience a world where height requirements are a thing of the past. No more feeling like a “tall tree branch” just to make someone else feel more feminine. Here, everyone is equal, no matter how tall or short they may be.

So come on over and leave the real world behind. Build your own kingdom, make friends with dragons, and maybe even find a unicorn or two. Who knows, you might just discover that true beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Join now and let your height be the least of your worries!

VeggieVibesMC SMP

balanced diet, clean eating, diet tips, food facts, health myths, health-conscious choices, Healthy Eating, healthy food, hidden health benefits, misleading food, natural foods, nutrient-dense foods, nutrient-rich options, nutrition, organic produce, plant based diet, smp, superfoods, VeggieVibesMC, weight loss, wellness, Whole Foods

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have discovered the ultimate secret to health and happiness – FOOD! But not just any food, oh no. We’re talking about the magical, mystical, and downright mind-blowing food that will make you question everything you thought you knew about nutrition.

Join us on this wild adventure as we uncover the truth behind the most deceivingly healthy foods in the Minecraft universe. From suspiciously nutritious cake to surprisingly beneficial cookies, you’ll never look at your inventory the same way again.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that can grant you superhuman abilities. Want to fly like a chicken or breathe underwater like a fish? Just munch on one of these bad boys and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and embark on a culinary journey like no other. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal health and happiness…or at least have a good laugh along the way.

CringeCraft: The Movie

awful cinema, bad movie, cinematic disaster, CringeCraft, horrible flick, Movie, movie bomb, movie catastrophe, movie disappointment, movie disaster, movie dud, movie failure, movie flop, movie letdown, terrible film, worst movie, worst movie ever

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Have you ever watched a movie so bad that you wished you could jump into a Minecraft server to escape the horror? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with terrible movies as you are. We even have a special movie night event where we gather around a virtual campfire and roast the worst movies of all time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Cringe Castle,” where players can build their own cringe-worthy creations and compete for the title of Cringe King or Queen. So if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and have the time of your life, join us on our server today!

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, China, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tension, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military drill, naval exercise, political tension, regional security, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuver, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute, united states

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	108	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runes Activated:	7

yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drills than china around taiwan, but in minecraft world! u.s. be like “wtf is this madness” but we be like “join us and experience the chaos!” we build giant drills and conquer lands like no other server, come join the madness and show off ur skills in the craziest battles ever seen in minecraft history! let’s gooooooo!

DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server

children at home, Chronic illness, DadBodCraft, disabled care, elderly care, employed, family care, family health, happier, Happiness, healthier, Male, Minecraft, Server, Subjective health, Turkey data, well-educated, younger

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6978	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

Lyri_X

Adventure, Castles, Cities, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, FRIENDSHIPS, Homes, imagination, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, Quests, Realms, Rewards, Shops, Survival, Survival Games, Trade

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Divine Spears Created:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!

Lyri_X.mc.gg

Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

Anon, blind date, Connection, dreamy, erm, EXCITEMENT, family, Future, great idea, Happy, hopeful, INTERESTING, Kids, long term, love, Minecraft, new beginning, Potential, relationship, romance, Server, Surprise, unexpected, wow

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Enchantments Applied:	83	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	994410	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, computer etiquette, computer munching, computer usage, desk dining, digital dining, eating habits, Healthy Eating, Hungry, lunch breaks, meal planning, Minecraft, multitasking, office meals, on-the-go eating, online dining, productivity, screen time, smp, Snacking, technology and food, virtual lunch, work snacks, workplace behavior

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ores Mined:	1635
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

PixelKindness

compassion, Empathy, feel-good moment, Generosity, Gratitude, heartfelt gesture, Heartwarming, Impact, inspirational act, Kindness, Making A Difference, PixelKindness, positive impact, positivity, Random act of kindness, small act of kindness, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	New Chunks Explored:	283537
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	35
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	4916	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

2020 presidential election, democratic process, discouragement, elections, electoral fraud, fraudulent, FunkyBlockz, High-profile claims, impact on elections, Misinformation, Myth, normal turnout, political claims, political manipulation, public trust, short-lived effects, subsequent elections, temporary drop, trump, Trump supporters, turnout, voter behavior, voter engagement, voter participation

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ores Mined:	941	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?