LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

1. Lmao, 10. Satire, 11. Relationships, 12. Dating, 13. Life lessons, 14. Reality check, 15. Truth hurts, 16. Funny, 17. Hilarious, 18. Women’s perspective, 19. Generation gap, 2. Moids, 20. Stereotypes., 3. Hit the wall, 4. Fast, 5. Humor, 6. Men, 7. Aging, 8. Gender dynamics, 9. Social commentary, creeper, explosions, lmao, LolCraft, PUNCHLINE, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

DoomCraft Minecraft Server

Absolute Doom, afk strat, battle royale, bus driver, Bus Stations, Champion’s Road, chapter 5 season 4, Competitive Details, DoomCraft, european union, fast travel, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Fortnite Festival, free skin, Inferno Island, Ios, karol g, lego fortnite, Marvel Hero, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, Quests, rocket racing, Season XP Leveling Pace, Server, Shop, Sir Beurre Back Bling, Stats, Survey Emails, The Operator, XP Quests

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 4: Absolute Doom on steroids! We’ve got quests that will make your head spin, stats that will blow your mind, and a shop that will make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! We have an AFK strat pastebin that will revolutionize the way you play Minecraft. And if you’re feeling competitive, we have mission alerts that will make you feel like a true hero in Fortnite Battle Royale.

Join us and be a Marvel Hero in Minecraft, travel the Champion’s Road, and even race past the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island. And don’t forget about our LEGO Fortnite v30.40 update, where you can use bus stations to fast travel like never before.

But the best part? Fortnite is returning to iOS in the European Union, and if you sign up for survey emails, you’ll receive a free Sir Beurre Back Bling within 24 hours. And if you join our Fortnite Crew in July, you’ll get The Operator skin that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember to thank the Bus Driver for this wild ride!

Minecraft SMP: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! – The Woolly Warrior

antihero, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE, BANE, Batman, Christopher Nolan, dark knight, dc comics, determination, fear, gotham city, Justice, long tail tag, masked man, mastermind, Minecraft, nemesis, Revenge, ruthless, smp, strength, SuperHero, Tom Hardy, Villain, warrior, woolly

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Animals Bred:	110	Dimension Hops:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the BAAAAAAANE of existence! Join us and witness the chaos as our players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as their loyal pets.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for llamas. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with enchanted golden carrots. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

GF & Friends: Storm Out Zone

Angry, Boundaries, Communication, Controlling, criticism, discussion, Friends, Girlfriend, inappropriate, Invasion, judgment, love, overreacting, Personal, privacy, relationship, Respect, Storm, storming out, UNCOMFORTABLE, Zone

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal boundaries are always respected…unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Once, a player built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena. Another time, a group of players formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest item in the game: the elusive “Chicken Nugget Sword.”

But beware, we’ve had players who tried to invade our server with armies of zombie pigs riding on giant chickens. Needless to say, they were swiftly defeated by our fearless moderators armed with enchanted diamond swords.

So come join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t have to worry about pesky kids asking for handouts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero child support payments! Plus, who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? So come join us and say goodbye to parenting woes – and hello to unlimited diamond mining!

HateCraft Schoolyard

Accountability, administration, bullying, Communication, curriculum, Disappointment, discipline, dissatisfaction, education, Frustration, hate, HateCraft, Improvement, Incompetence, learning environment, long tail tag, policies, School, Schoolyard, Students, teachers, wrongdoing

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Tired of boring old school? Come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and blow up virtual classrooms instead! Our server is filled with crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil math equations and mining for diamonds while dodging angry teachers. Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will make you laugh until you cry. Say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to the most epic school experience of your life!

UkraineCraft Server: Attack from Canada

aggression, Attack, Border dispute, Canada, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military Action, nato, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, weapons

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can fire our weapons during attack inside russia, says canada! why? because our server is so intense, even countries are getting involved! imagine battling it out in a virtual world while real-world politics play out in the background. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a world leader while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds. come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

CannaCraftFunLand

Alternative Medicine, Cannabis, CannaCraftFunLand, Chronic pain, Drugs, eastern europe, enters into force, Government, Healthcare, law, legalization, legislation, Marijuana, medical cannabis, Patients, pharmaceuticals, policy, Prescription, regulations, Treatment, Ukraine

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1691	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than ukraine legalizing medical weed! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers dancing to dubstep. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

QuasarCraft: Galaxy Shutdown

16 million light-years, astronomical discovery, Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, celestial bodies, cosmic distances, cosmic events, cosmic phenomenon, cosmic radiation, distant quasar, galactic evolution, Galaxy, galaxy formation, interstellar space, QuasarCraft, Shut down, Shutdown, space exploration, Star Formation, Universe, vicinity

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where a distant quasar be like, “Nah, no more galaxy formation within 16 million light-years of me, bro.” Like, that’s some next level cosmic power right there. Join our server and witness the epic battle between quasars and galaxies, it’s like Avengers but in Minecraft. Plus, we got flying pigs and talking llamas, ain’t no other server got that! So come on over and be part of the craziest universe in Minecraft history, where quasars rule and galaxies drool.

Server26: Where crafting skills are older than most of the players combined!

Chest Shops, combined, Community, Crafting, CREEPERS, diamonds, ELYTRA, Enderdragon, germany, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron nuggets, MEGABASES, NVMe SSD, Older, Paper Server, Player Trading, Players, Server26, silent mobs, Skills, smp, Vanilla, villager trades

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
New Chunks Explored:	525019	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server URL	play.server26.net
Map	map.server26.net
Discord	server26.net/discord

Features:

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or donation perks
The world will never reset
Land claiming
Player trading via signs
20% of players need to sleep to skip the night
All made in survival, including spawn area, etc
Lots of public farms

Community:

Laid back rules, a close-knit community, events from time to time, and always something to help with. Staff and players available for assistance.

Gameplay:

Vanilla-style gameplay with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and no map resets. Focus on infrastructure and community builds.

Specs & Plugins:

Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Paper server with plugins like GriefPrevention for land claiming and chest shop plugin for trading.

FAQ:

Q: Is the server suitable for players under 18?: A: The server requires players to be 18 or older.
Q: Are there any in-game benefits for donations?: A: No, there are no donation perks on this server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on building and claiming land?: A: Players can claim land using GriefPrevention and expand their claimblocks during gameplay.
Q: What is the server’s policy on griefing and cheating?: A: The server has strict rules against griefing and cheating. Please refer to the server rules for more information.
Q: How often does the server update to the latest Minecraft version?: A: The server updates to every major release eventually, but may not always run the latest version.

ShibaCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Comic, dumping, FANTASY, graphic novel, Hero, japanese manga, Manga, manga artist, Minecraft, New Release, OneShot, raws, Save The World, Server, ShibaCraft, Shibata Kouhei, Supernatural, The reason I save the world, world-saving, yuri genre, Yuri Hime

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only way to save the world is by building the most epic structures and battling monsters with your trusty diamond pickaxe.

But beware, there’s a twist – every time you save the world, a new oneshot manga is released featuring your Minecraft character as the hero! Who knew that mining and crafting could lead to fame and glory in the literary world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate hero in “The reason I save the world” – coming soon to a Minecraft server near you!

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