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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2306 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 846 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 1836 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.