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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9460 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.