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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2142 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.