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Post-Coitus Craft

10. Satisfaction, 11. Connection, 12. Post-coital bliss, 13. Snuggling, 14. Warmth, 15. Pillow talk, 16. Afterglow, 17. Contentment, 18. Bonding, 19. Reassurance, 2. Sleep, 20. Release., 3. Food, 4. water, 5. Relaxation, 6. Conversation, 7. Affection, 8. Intimacy, 9. Comfort, Craft, Cuddling, PostCoitus

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mines Excavated:	3694
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Baseball Season SMP Starts Today

baseball, baseball excitement, baseball fans, baseball fever, baseball game, baseball players, baseball season anticipation, baseball season begins, baseball season celebration, baseball season excitement, baseball season kickoff, baseball season kickoff party, baseball season opener, baseball teams, MLB, opening day, Season, smp, sports, starts.., Today

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Are you tired of striking out in other Minecraft SMPs? Well, swing for the fences and join our server where every day is baseball season! Our custom map features a giant baseball diamond where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using baseball bats as weapons. But be careful, because if you strike out, you might just end up in the dugout jail!

Join our server and experience the thrill of hitting home runs while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to steal your bases. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare Enderman umpire calling the shots. So grab your bat and helmet, and come join the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

CaliforniAngelsMC

Angels, California, CaliforniAngelsMC, child support, COL (cost of living), college, Communication, custody agreement, divination rods, financial plan, idealistic, LOGISTICS, long distance, Marriage, music dreams, relationship, selfish, Support, texas, visitation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your wife talking to angels and moving across the country for music dreams? Look no further! Join our server where the only divination rods you’ll find are enchanted with the power to lead you to the best loot in the game!

We promise no angels will tell you to abandon your family for a music career in California. Instead, you’ll embark on epic quests with your fellow players to conquer dungeons and slay dragons. And if anyone tries to tell you to move to another state, we’ll banish them to the Nether!

So come join us on this wild ride where the only thing you’ll be petitioning the court for is more playtime on our server. Who needs angels when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base? Let’s craft some memories together, one block at a time!

BlockyBootyCraft

BlockyBootyCraft, bumping uglies, doing the deed, doing the horizontal mambo, Favorite, getting busy, Getting Down, getting freaky, getting frisky, getting hot and heavy, getting intimate, getting it on, getting jiggy with it, Getting Lucky, getting naughty, hooking up, horizontal tango, knocking boots, making love, sex, Slang

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real action happens! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

On our server, you can build the most epic bases and show off your building skills to all your friends. But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles that will leave you sweating more than a pig in a sauna.

And if you’re feeling frisky, we’ve got plenty of secret hideouts where you can sneak off with your Minecraft crush for a little “creeper cuddle” if you catch our drift. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

SingCraft: Brain Boost

Boost, Brain, brain connectivity, brain development, brain enhancement, brain function, brain health, brain research, brain structure, choir benefits, choir participation, choir singing, cognitive function, cognitive skills, Communication, mental health, Mental well-being, music and the brain, music therapy, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, SingCraft, White matter

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2390	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

so, like, u know how when u sing in choir u feel all happy and stuff? well turns out it also makes ur brain all smart and stuff too! like, choir singing is like brain exercise but way more fun, u feel me? so if u wanna be a genius in minecraft, u gotta join our server cuz we sing in choir all the time while we build epic stuff. trust me, ur brain will thank u later. come join us and become the next einstein of minecraft!

Frankie’s Fun Minecraft Server

Brainstorming, collaboration, collaboration project, comedy, Creative, creative process, film industry, Frankie, Frankies, friendship, Fun, funny, humor, Minecraft, movie script, Partnership, quirky, scriptwriting, Server, stinky poohole, teamwork, unique concept, Writing

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	822	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their dance moves? Or maybe you’re interested in participating in our annual “Build-a-thon” where players compete to create the most outrageous and impractical structures imaginable. And let’s not forget about our resident player, Frankie, who has a strange obsession with eating stinky pooholes…but hey, to each their own, right? So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

Top Is In Minecraft SMP

2028, designer collections, Fashion (Industry), fashion cycle, fashion cycle 2028, fashion predictions, fashion trends, fashion trends 2028, future predictions, Minecraft, runway fashion, seasonal forecast, See you next cycle, smp, style evolution, Top, top is in, trend analysis, trend forecasting, trend projection, trend spotting, upcoming styles

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ores Mined:	6294	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride on the creepers and the chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. And rumor has it, if you can tame the Diamond Cow, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

Plus, every full moon, the Ender Dragon comes down to join us for a game of Minecraft bingo. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. See you next cycle 2028…if you dare!

PTO_Pros Minecraft SMP

Benefits, career, family time, Happiness, Job, leisure, life change, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, productivity, PTO, PTO_Pros, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, time off, travel, vacation time, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only job you need is to mine, build, and survive! With 3 months of PTO each year, you can spend your days exploring our wild and wacky world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a unicorn or two (if you’re lucky)! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So why wait? Quit your boring job and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

ToxicTrendzMC

drug abuse, excessive caffeine intake, excessive drinking, fast food, ignoring warning signs, Junk Food, lack of exercise, lack of hydration, lack of sleep, not seeking medical help, overworking.., poor diet, processed foods, sedentary lifestyle, self-destructive behavior, smoking, stress, sugar consumption, ToxicTrendzMC, unhealthy habits

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Votes:	3557	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
New Chunks Explored:	176710	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, all while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond blocks. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands and challenges players to epic bacon-eating contests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Potion of Uncontrollable Dancing, which will have your character busting a move whether you like it or not. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your body twisted into hilarious shapes)!

BlockyGenderBender: Mental Health Edition

BlockyGenderBender, Conversion Therapy, conversion therapy dangers, conversion therapy outcomes, conversion therapy trauma, depression, Edition, Gender Identity, harmful practices, health, LGBT rights, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, lgbtq rights, Mental, mental health, mental health consequences, mental health impact, mental health risks, ptsd, Sexuality, suicidal thoughts, therapy effects

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can like, totally be yourself and not have to worry about anyone trying to change who you are, ya know? This server is like a safe haven where you can build your dream world without any judgment or hate.

Like, seriously, this server is so lit that even if you accidentally build a house upside down, everyone will be like “cool, dude!” and not try to change it. Plus, we have the craziest events like rainbow sheep races and unicorn parades. It’s like a party in your computer screen, man!

And get this, joining this server is like the ultimate therapy session. You’ll be so happy and stress-free that you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a magical place where your mental health just gets better and better. Trust me, you won’t find a better place to chill and build in the Minecraft universe. So come on over and join the fun!

Welcome to The Bagelverse: Where even our bagels are modded and Valhelsia 6 is the key to unlock carb-heaven!

bagels, Bagelverse, Bagelverse Discord, Build shops, carbheaven, Community, decoration mods, discord server, Donations, Essential commands, In-game chat., key, Lightman’s Currency mod, magic mods, Markets, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer experience, pay to win, proximity voice chat, Quests, slot machine casino, tech mods, unlock, valhelsia, Valhelsia 6 server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6297
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

The Bagelverse Valhelsia 6 Minecraft Server

Would you like to get straight to it? Get access to the Valhelsia 6 server here.

The Bagelverse now offers a custom Valhelsia 6 server! Build a shop, complete quests, and learn how to use some mods in our lightly modified version of this modpack!

Modpack and Server features:

At the core, the pack is still just Valhelsia 6! We only modified the pack for a better multiplayer experience. Pack download instructions can be found on our Discord server.
Over 250 mods which include tech mods such as Embers Rekindled, Mekanism, and Create, magic mods like Ars Nouveau and Malum, and decoration mods like Fairy Lights and Macaw’s.
Build shops and markets using Lightman’s Currency mod! Visit the server shop with command /warp amethyst market. We have a slot machine casino here as well! NO REAL CURRENCY REQUIRED, just in-game currency that can be acquired by killing some mobs :p
Essential commands such as /back, /home, and /tpa are available to all players, immediately.
In-game chat is accessible through Discord! You can talk to other players without even joining the game.
Built in proximity voice chat with Simple Voice Chat.
NO pay-to-win! We only do donations <3
MOST IMPORTANTLY!!! We have the best community ever 😀

Interested? Get started by joining the Bagelverse Discord server: discord.gg/4vZjxR3QuW

See you there ʕっ• ᴥ • ʔっ

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the Valhelsia 6 modpack?	No, you must have the Valhelsia 6 modpack installed to join the server.
Are there any restrictions on building structures?	As long as they follow the server rules, you are free to build whatever structures you like.
Is there any in-game currency system?	Yes, you can earn in-game currency by killing mobs and use it to trade in the server shop.
Can I use Discord to chat with players in-game?	Yes, in-game chat is accessible through Discord, allowing you to communicate with other players even when not in the game.
Are donations required to play on the server?	No, donations are not required to play on the server. They are optional and appreciated.