11. Ban MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

11. ban, 7. vasectomies, Surge, 12. overturn, 9. May 2022

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

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SpongeCraft

Relics, Towny, Minecraft, Minigames, Crates

SERVER IP	PLAY.SPONGECRAFT.NET

Features
Towny & Resource World
Toggleable keep inventory
Custom enchantments and relics
Player shops, auction houses, and server shop
Events, parkour, and minigames
Unique ranking system
Fun cosmetics
Jobs and level-up perks
Survival and vote crates

About Us
SpongeCraft is a community with a focus on building, community, and projects. We host events and have an active Discord.

Rules
No griefing, trolling, hacking, or inappropriate behavior.

Important Links
PLAY.SPONGECRAFT.NET
Discord
Dynmap

FAQ

Q: Can I grief or troll other players on the server?

A: No, griefing, trolling, and ruining gameplay for others is not allowed on SpongeCraft.

Q: Are there any unfair advantages allowed on the server, such as hacking?

A: No, hacking or abusing unfair advantages is strictly prohibited on SpongeCraft.

Q: What kind of language and behavior is allowed on the server?

A: We aim to keep the server PG-13, so please refrain from using inappropriate language or behavior.

Q: How can I join events and what kind of prizes can I win?

A: You can join events on SpongeCraft by participating in the scheduled activities. Winners can receive in-game prizes and even gift cards at times.

Q: How can I stay updated on server changes and community news?

A: You can stay updated on server changes and community news through our Discord server and by regularly checking our website for announcements.

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.5

Anime, Entertainment, card game, UNBELIEVABLE, Manga adaptation

Bro, forget about Yugioh, come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the Macarena.

Our server is like a crazy acid trip where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie chickens.

You’ll never get bored because we have secret dungeons filled with dancing skeletons and treasure chests full of diamonds.

Join us and experience a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.

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BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

Attention, relationships, OVULATION, carelessness, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise drama and excitement just like this crazy family story! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and wedding drama just like in the real world. 2. Build your own virtual family and navigate through tricky situations just like in this story. 3. Explore our server and discover secrets and surprises around every corner. 4. Make new friends and enemies as you navigate through the ups and downs of virtual life.

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation just as wild as this story.

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Snowy Pajama Party

Party, pajama, Snowy

Join our Minecraft server and avoid real-life snow shoveling drama! No need to argue with your spouse about who should shovel first, just hop on our server and build snowmen to your heart’s content! Plus, you can enjoy a virtual cup of coffee while you play, no judgment here. Say goodbye to real-life chores and hello to endless fun on our server! Who needs real snow when you can have pixelated snow in Minecraft? Join now and shovel your way to happiness!

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HotMessCraft

narcissism, Confidence, attractiveness bias, objectification, Superficiality

Are you tired of being surrounded by boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with the same old stereotypes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to break free from the false stereotype that only attractive people are worth your time. On our server, everyone is beautiful in their own unique way, even if your Minecraft skin is just a blocky mess of pixels.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of supermodels who have been banished from the mainstream servers for being too fabulous. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate diamond armor set, but only those brave enough to join our server will have the chance to find out.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up with the most glamorous and eccentric Minecraft players around? Join us now and let your inner beauty shine!

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RampagingCarMan86

Justice, current events, death penalty, Capital Punishment, RampagingCarMan86

OMG, so like, this server is so lit that even China is talking about it! They were so shook by how epic our Minecraft world is that they executed a man for causing a car rampage in real life. Like, talk about taking things too seriously, amirite? But hey, if you wanna join a server that’s so awesome it’s making headlines around the world, then you gotta come play with us! We’ve got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that’s so tight, it’s practically family. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most killer Minecraft server around!

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Finland Fishers’ Climate Quest

environment degradation, climate change adaptation, climate change, Lake Inari, Fishing Industry

so, like, come join our cray cray minecraft server, where we got fishers who know all about climate change and stuff. they be like, “yo, the environment be degrading, we be overfishing, and we ain’t got no say in what’s goin’ on.” but don’t worry, on our server, we be all about savin’ the fishies and makin’ sure everyone’s voice be heard. plus, we got like, magical fish that can fly and talk and stuff. so come on over and join the fishy fun!

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Parmesan Regiano Haven 1.21.1

Culinary, Cheese, aged cheese, Haven, delicacy

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a virtual paradise for gamers who love cheese! Imagine building your own cheese castle and battling mobs with cheese swords! It’s a dairy dream come true, man! Plus, there’s a secret cheese dungeon where you can find rare cheeses and unlock cheesy powers! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic fromage-filled adventure!

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DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

relationship, Marriage, Upset, Priorities, Communication

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where loving your dog more than your girlfriend is not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, where your dog is your loyal companion in the virtual world. Who needs a significant other when you have a furry friend by your side?

Our server is perfect for those who understand the true bond between a human and their pet. Build a doggy palace, go on quests with your canine companion, and show the world that dogs truly are man’s best friend.

Don’t worry about hypotheticals like marriage – on our server, your dog will always come first. So come join us and experience a love like no other, because in this world, dogs rule and girlfriends drool!

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