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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 2603 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We have epic build battles where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep, and secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots (because who needs diamonds when you can have carrot-powered armor?).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon with a perfectly executed moonwalk, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored unicorn into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door – you’ll fit right in!
