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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 567 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!
