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CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2043
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3297
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

PlacentaCraft: Baby Brain Boosters

baby, Boosters, Brain, fetal brain, Fetal development, health, immune activation, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, inflammation, maternal health, maternal immune system, metabolic diseases, microglia, Monitoring, placenta, PlacentaCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnant Women, prenatal care, research, Testing

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES, BUILD EPIC CASTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! WE ALSO HAVE IMMUNE ACTIVATION IN PREGNANT WOMEN! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! PREGNANT WOMEN WITH METABOLIC DISEASES FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!

AND GET THIS, WE HAVE FETAL BRAIN IMMUNE CELLS CALLED MICROGLIA! WHO KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? YOU CAN’T MONITOR MICROGLIA IN THE FETAL BRAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN TEST IMMUNE CELLS IN THE PLACENTA INSTEAD! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET IMMUNE-ACTIVATED, BABY! WOOHOO!

JoinWood Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, JoinWood, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Come in, you won’t regret it 🙂

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TheCrib: Where even creepers are welcome! Java + Bedrock 1.20, all versions supported, surviving with style!

Anarchy, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Community, CREEPERS, discord server, Events, Factions, Ip:, java, Java versions, Join, major versions, player experience, Quality, quality of life, smp, Style, Support, Supported, Survival, Surviving, TheCrib, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crops Grown:	3232
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Available Versions	Java 1.7 to latest

Important Links

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port: 19132
Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQs

Question	Answer
What type of server is TheCrib?	TheCrib is a Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy based server.
What platforms does the server support?	The server supports both Java & Bedrock platforms.
Which versions of Java are available to join on?	Versions 1.7 to the latest version of Java are supported.

KingdomCraft Server: Heartfelt Tales

358/2 Days, adaptation, Builds upon, Chain of Memories, Disney, enhances, games, Heartfelt, Heartless, keyblade, kingdom hearts, kingdom hearts II, kingdom hearts iii, Kingdom Hearts: Final Mix, kingdomcraft, Manga, nobodies, organization XIII, series, Server, sora, storytime, Tales

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild adventure like no other? Look no further than our server, where we bring the magic of Kingdom Hearts to life in a way that will blow your mind!

Join us as we dive into the world of Kingdom Hearts III and beyond, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Our server is not just a game, it’s an experience that will have you questioning reality itself.

From battling heartless to teaming up with your favorite characters, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and embark on a journey that will leave you saying, “I never knew Minecraft could be this epic!”

”The Blockhead Haven Minecraft Server”

#youtube, arch linux, Blockhead, bootable usb, Character, command line, command not found, computer science, error message, Haven, installation, IT Support, Linux installation, Minecraft, operating system, Rufus, Server, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, tutorial, user rootfs, wasted N

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2766	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too easy? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, even installing Arch Linux will seem like a walk in the park compared to the insanity you’ll encounter here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of every command saying “not found” right from the start! It’s like a never-ending puzzle that will keep you on your toes (or scratching your head) for hours on end. And forget about YouTube tutorials, you won’t find any help here – just endless confusion and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so out there that even the user is [rootfs ”]#” – who knows what that even means, but it’s sure to keep you guessing and laughing the whole time. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and embrace the madness!

WeddingCraft2021

affordability, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, destination wedding, Empathy, Etiquette, financial constraints, friendship, Guilt, perspective, relationships, Sacrifices, self-care, social pressure, special occasions, standing firm, Support, travel expenses, Understanding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	1517	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dimension Hops:	14

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending expensive destination weddings? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to break the bank to join in on the fun.

Join us and escape the drama of real-life weddings. No more cold shoulders or accusations of being unsupportive. On our server, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your free time (in the best way possible).

Who needs friends when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to support you? Plus, we won’t judge you for refusing to attend a wedding due to financial constraints. In fact, we encourage it!

So come on, stand your ground and join our server. We promise you won’t regret it (unlike that expensive destination wedding).

Movie Magic Minecraft Server

action, Cinematic, Cliches, Drama, Entertainment, escapism, exaggerated, FANTASY, Fiction, Hollywood, imagination, larger than life, Magic, make believe, Minecraft, Movie, movies, plot twists, romance, Server, Special effects, storytelling, Suspense, unrealistic

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9399

Do you ever watch movies and wonder why you never see people riding dragons or fighting off zombies in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more! Join us for epic battles against hordes of creepers, build your own castle to protect yourself from the impending dragon invasion, and even team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon. So why settle for boring real life when you can experience all the excitement and adventure in our crazy Minecraft world? Join now and let the madness begin!