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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3406 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 50 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 3338 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where unicorns roam free and diamonds fall from the sky like rain. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who swears he saw a creeper breakdance with a skeleton last Tuesday.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated pig named Porkchop. Stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!