100m MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Agreement, ontario, business news, Canadian News, Ontario government

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Ontario endin’ a $100M Starlink agreement ahead of U.S. tariffs! We got creepers blowin’ up yer builds like tariffs blowin’ up trade agreements! Come join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like Ontario’s decision to pull the plug on dat sweet Starlink deal. Who needs satellites when you got our crazy community to keep you entertained? So hop on in and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together!

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CraftyStarlinkFun

Satellite Internet, CraftyStarlinkFun, Agreement, Canadian News, elon musk

hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server so epic u won’t even believe it? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give u hugs instead of explosions.

one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a talking chicken that gave out quests. another player built a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, it’s so fast it’ll make u puke rainbows.

we even have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once u offer them some hay.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). trust me, u won’t regret it.

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CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

U.S. tariffs, government contract, Canadian News, rural communities, telecommunications

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

elon musk, StarlinkCraft, contract termination, Technology, decision

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

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Red Sea Heat Wave – Below 100m

red, Heat, marine research, environmental impact, marine ecosystems

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell u why u should join dis crazay place. first of all, we got marine heat waves in da Red Sea, like, how cool is dat? u can dive down below 100m and feel da warmth, it’s like a jacuzzi for ur minecraft character. plus, we got dolphins dat can do backflips and turtles dat can play soccer. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where u can trade with mermaids for enchanted diamonds? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so, come join us and experience all da wacky adventures dis server has to offer. u won’t regret it, i promise!

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Twitter Whiners Minecraft Server

8 years, Whining, twitter, appeals to no one, poor devs

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is so insanely awesome that even the poor devs who wasted 8 years and $100m+ creating garbage games would be jealous! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else – mainly because we bribed the Ender Dragon to guard our IP address. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

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CraftyScamKing: $100M Hustler

Businessman, financial fraud, 100 million, scandal, triple shooting

come join our minecraft server where we have so much money you’ll think you’re a businessman in toronto! we have triple the fun with shooting games and fraud activities that will make you feel like a millionaire. with at least $100-million in prizes, you’ll be rolling in virtual dough. join now and become the ultimate scammer in the minecraft world!

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SmileCraft – Best Anarchy on 1.16.5 Minecraft server

SmileCraft is a server that will delight you with interesting gameplay, responsive administration, a customized server, and the best hosting. YES YES it is not free. As for the community, the kindest and most sympathetic people. We always listen to player complaints. On the server, you will find a lot of interesting things. You yourself create the history of our server. ^_^

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➜ Website for purchasing donations https://smilecraft.fun/

➜ IP – mc.smilecraft.fun

➜ Version – 1.16.5 – 1.17.1

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★ ➜ The best Anarchy server!

★ ➜ Honest PVP with Antirelog

★ ➜ Auto-mine, buyer, auction, pvp and much more.

★ ➜ Cheap and honest donation! There is also a free donation.

★ ➜ Rarely wipe and never take away donations!

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★ Powerful hosting! No lags!

★ We don’t cheat for donations, we’re honest!

★ Kind and responsive administration!

mc.smilecraft.fun

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Corporeal Kingdoms

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Economy

Corporeal is a Minecraft RPG server that delivers the experience of medieval warfare and alliances..

play.corporealkingdoms.com

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limcraft smp

Survival

limcraft smp is a minecraft smp with a very friendly comunity and an amazing anti cheat we are sure that you will have a wonderfull time here

135.125.52.193:25577

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