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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5394 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
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