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Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining and Crafting Maniacs

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning sessions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and summoned a hero so powerful, the entire server shook with fear. Legend has it that this hero could one-shot a creeper with a single glance. Want to test your luck and see if you can summon this legendary hero too?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic events you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From massive PvP battles to parkour challenges that will make you rage-quit and come back for more, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in your own right. Just remember, when you hear the battle cry of “FEH!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

BroSisGFPsychoLols

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods – where even the trees speak louder than the players!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods

A server where you can explore with friends and take on challenges that are harder than vanilla minecraft! Join today to create your own Alliance or join someone else’s and build towns together.

Release Date: Today!

Server Access: Whitelisted. Contact itsglace on Discord to join.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Contact itsglace on Discord to get whitelisted.
Q: What is an Alliance?	A: Alliances are groups of players who build towns together and can go to war or trade with other Alliances.
Q: How many Alliances are there currently?	A: There are 10 different Alliances on the server.
Q: Can I create my own Alliance?	A: Yes, you can create your own Alliance or join an existing one.

CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Votes:	788
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6317

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Buildings Constructed:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Riot Vanguard can’t stop us from having a blast! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few run-ins with some sneaky creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?

And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!

WeddingCraft: FriendRemoved

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
New Chunks Explored:	971921	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ghost you like this former friend did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will always have your back, unlike some people we know cough cough. Plus, we have virtual destination weddings in Puerto Rico for all our players who want to tie the blocky knot! Don’t be like this ex-friend, join our server and let’s build some memories together! #BlockyBestiesForever #NotGhostingYouLikeThatGuy #MinecraftWeddingGoals

SMP_QuitTheBS – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	209	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so darn addictive.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – it’s a nail-biting event that will have you on the edge of your seat (or saddle).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret DLC that will blow your mind! Some say it’s so good, it will make you question reality. But don’t take our word for it, pirate it first and see for yourself!

2. Our server is like a virtual library, and the required reading is Tynan’s amazing book. It’s a must-have for any serious gamer or game dev. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

3. Forget about Dwarf Fortress, we don’t welcome that nonsense here. We’re all about pushing the boundaries of Minecraft creativity and fun.

4. Need mods for performance? Look no further than Performance Fish and Rocketman. Download them and never look back, your Minecraft experience will never be the same!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets that will change your Minecraft world forever!

GFsAreOverrated Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	4283	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! Join us and you might just stumble upon a pixelated princess or a blocky bachelor to build a virtual love story with. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to keep you company in the mines? Swipe right on this SMP and let the love (and creepers) flow!

PixelFamily Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family, complete with ex-wives, current girlfriends, and children from different moms – just like in real life!

Embark on epic adventures with your virtual family members, whether it’s sending money for tuition fees, communicating through emails and WhatsApp, or attending weddings without bringing the toddler along (because let’s face it, flying with a toddler is a nightmare!).

Take family photos in-game and make sure to exclude certain family members for maximum drama – just like in the real world! Show off your virtual family dynamics and prove to everyone that you’re not hiding anyone, you just want a nice photo with your current family unit.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?