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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6038 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP because the globalists are trying to turn Canada into some crazy place and we gotta stop them by building epic structures and fighting off evil mobs in the game. Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every hour and our admins are like super cool wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t ask for more wishes, they hate that). So come on and join us in this wild adventure to save Canada from the clutches of the globalists, because who knows what they’ll do next – maybe turn all the pigs into flying unicorns or something equally insane!
