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””Minecraft SMP: Left Football Players””

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Towns Built:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where football players clash with soccer players in epic battles of blocky proportions! Join us for a chance to witness Ronaldo and Messi teaming up to build the ultimate fortress, while Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes duke it out in a PvP arena made entirely of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Rumor has it they once built a working roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and zombie spawners.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama-powered roller coaster while watching Messi score a goal on Brady in a game of Spleef? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable server in the Minecraft universe!

Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could refund the game because you’re so bored? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky experience that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that refund button!

Our server is so exclusive, it’s like early access to a whole new dimension of Minecraft. We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is actually confetti bombs that make you break out into a spontaneous dance party. And don’t even get us started on our custom skins – you can dress up as a taco, a unicorn, or even a sentient block of cheese.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughter)!

Banking on Homes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the banks are buying up homes instead of investing in the stock market! Why, you ask? Because the homes are secretly made of diamond blocks and the banks are trying to hoard all the riches for themselves! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon while also building the most extravagant diamond mansion the world has ever seen. Trust us, this server is a real gem!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7563
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park full of angry squids!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of giant chickens, then maybe stay away.

Kino’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Mines Excavated:	1893	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is greener, the diamonds are shinier, and the creepers are… well, still pretty darn explosive.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where the villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to trading emeralds for useless junk, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood dragon who really just wants a hug.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink and a smile.

So, why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, build a rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics, and participate in epic PvP battles that will go down in server history as the stuff of legends?

Yeah, I’m thinking kino. Join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Star Shards Collected:	143
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Best Girl Edition-dakanne! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First off, our server is filled with the most kawaii and badass girls from the Yu-Gi-Oh! Rush Duel universe. You’ll be dueling alongside the likes of Yuo Goha and Salamandeus of Scorching, all while looking fabulous in your custom decklists.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the Neo Legend Awakening Pack couldn’t handle the heat. Triple Build Pack: Evolution Impact? Pfft, child’s play compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our probability calculator is so accurate, it predicted the release of Rush Duel before Konami even knew about it. So come join us, where the duels are fierce and the girls are fierce-er!

Official Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1568	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Enchantments Applied:	221	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the One Piece Fan Letter has become the highest rated anime of 2024 – and not just in the real world, but in our virtual world too! Sail the high seas, battle epic bosses, and collect powerful Devil Fruits as you embark on your own pirate adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary One Piece treasure is hidden somewhere on our server, just waiting to be discovered by a brave and daring player. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the king of the pirates?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows what other insane surprises await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

❤️ CHERRYTIME ✨ /FREE /EVENTS MASSACRE ✅ Minecraft WIP server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!

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Friendly Guys Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Tired of players mistaking your kindness for romantic interest? Join our Minecraft server where everyone knows that sharing resources and helping each other out is just good gaming etiquette, not a love confession! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure block-building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is enchanted with a spell that turns all diamonds into pizza slices – because who needs shiny rocks when you can have delicious cheesy goodness instead? Join us now and let’s build a world where friendship is the only thing that sparkles!

DILF’s Mansion Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Towns Built:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of daddy issues and questionable relationships! Our server is filled with young sluts ready to work out their issues by building giant phallic structures and seducing players old enough to be their fathers. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with daddy issues! Join now for a truly unforgettable experience.