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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 883 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 61 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!
Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.
Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!
