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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4244 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 944 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Israel and Hamas tried to join in on the fun. They were all like, “Yo, can we trade some diamonds for some hostages and a ceasefire?” And we were all like, “Nah, bro, we’re too busy building giant statues of Steve riding a dragon.”
So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!