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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9895 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
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And get this, 1 in 3 players show signs of becoming dependent on our server, and 1 in 8 are at risk of misusing their time by playing too much! So come on, join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! You won’t regret it, unless you have a problem with addiction, then maybe you should stay away. But who cares about that, right? Let’s play!