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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7306 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 947 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Enchantments Applied: | 73 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and llamas run the government. Build your own empire made entirely of cake, ride unicorns into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle.
But beware, for the currency on this server is constantly changing. One day emeralds are worth more than gold, the next day obsidian is the new Bitcoin. Keep your wits about you and your pickaxe sharp as you navigate this wacky world where nothing is as it seems.
So what are you waiting for? Withdraw all your assets and join us on this absurdly hilarious Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and your ability to survive explosions).