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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 179 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5195 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 5819 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
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