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TimeWarp SMP: Back to LOLz!
Imagine a Minecraft SMP where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Join us on this wacky server where you can go back in time to witness epic battles, explore ancient civilizations, or even prank your past self! Want to see dinosaurs up close or party with cavemen? This is the place for you! So hop on board our time-traveling rollercoaster and join us for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! -
HateEatingBroccoli
least favorite drinks, least favorite dishes, least favorite condiments, least favorite food, culinary dislikesAre you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement and adventure! Join us if you hate broccoli because we’ve banished all broccoli from our virtual world – no more pesky green trees to ruin your view! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who are always up for a good time. So come on down and join us for a potato party like no other! -
HezbollahCraft: Trojan Horse Raid
hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! imagine this: a server where u can ride on flying pigs, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle giant chickens with laser eyes!but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can explore a secret underground world filled with treasure chests and magical unicorns. u can even team up with a squad of ninja turtles to take down the evil creeper king!
why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: this server is actually a trojan horse disguised as a Hezbollah base. that’s right, u will be infiltrating the enemy’s stronghold while having the time of ur life!
so what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life! but shh, don’t tell anyone about the secret mission. it’s top secret, just like the time i accidentally turned my pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. oopsies!
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Depressed Craft: Immune Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we battle depression with immune system activation!! we got all the anti-inflammatories you need to kick those sad vibes to the curb and start building your way to happiness!! our players have reported feeling 100% better after just one session of fighting off those pesky inflammation mobs. don’t let standard antidepressants bring you down, join us and let’s kick depression’s butt together!! -
Helios: The Yawn – Where you can pretend to be someone else with mods, plugins, and Greek mythology…if you’re not too tired
Helios Minecraft Server Overview
Your favorite Plugins Mixed with your favorite Mods McMMO MineColonies Towny Serene Seasons PyroFishing Voice Chat SiegeWar(s) Supplementaries Balanced Economy This server offers a roleplay-based Age Progression system where different Ages influence gameplay, technology, and environment. Players can influence how these Ages unfold and the server emphasizes player engagement through building, surviving, and creating governments.
Join our Discord for more information: Link to Discord
Direct Modpack link: Link to Modpack
Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer What makes Helios different from other Minecraft servers? Helios combines mods and plugins to offer a unique gameplay experience, with a focus on player engagement and a roleplay-based Age Progression system. How can I join the server? Join our Discord for more information on how to join the server. No IP address is required, but it is recommended to allocate 4GB of RAM. What are some key features of the server? Key features include McMMO, Towny, PyroFishing, balanced economy, MineColonies, Serene Seasons, Voice Chat, and more. -
Holy Fuck Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!
– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!
– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.
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CraftyHub Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this Reddit post? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this husband’s questionable decision-making skills.Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can road trip with your friends, fly postpartum, or even leave your partner behind to attend a big adult party! Who needs real-life drama when you can experience it all in the virtual world of Minecraft?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the thrill of making questionable decisions and facing the consequences, just like the characters in this Reddit post. Join our server now and see if you’re the real AITA in this crazy Minecraft world!
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StepdadlessCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic? Look no further! Join our server where you can choose between your real dad, stepdad, or even a random uncle as the most important male figure in your life.Experience the drama as your stepdad tries to win your affection by offering to adopt you, only to be rejected. Watch as he struggles to be a second father figure while you continue to treat him like your mom’s husband.
Celebrate Father’s Day by not getting him a card or gift, because who needs a stepdad anyway? Explore the awkwardness of family dynamics in a virtual world like never before. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft server!
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ToxicCraft: FriendZoned
toxic friendship recovery, fear of loneliness, toxic friendship advice, unhealthy friendships, toxic friendship consequencesAre you tired of toxic friendships in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to toxic friends forever! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never betray you or steal your diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about those pesky real-life friendships. So why stay in toxic friendships when you can join our server and make lifelong virtual pals instead? Trust us, it’s way more fun!