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CraftyCookingWifeNoob

Chores, Communication, compromise, Cooking, cooking together, CraftyCookingWifeNoob, division of labor, Expectations, household duties, household responsibilities, kitchen help, learning, marital issues, Marriage, meal preparation, patience, picky eater, quality time, relationships, Tantrum, teamwork

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Looking for a place to escape your real-life drama and join a community where cooking tantrums are a thing of the past? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of a spouse who can’t even boil water without throwing a fit. On our server, everyone pitches in to create delicious virtual meals together – no tantrums allowed!

Imagine a world where you can grill chicken in peace, without worrying about your partner refusing to put away the spices. Our server is a place where teamwork in the kitchen is celebrated, not met with complaints.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Say goodbye to real-life kitchen nightmares and hello to a virtual world where everyone helps out – even if they’re just pixels on a screen!

DateRedFlagsMC SMP

advice, DateRedFlagsMC, Dates.., DATING, deal breakers, guys, red flag advice, red flag alarms, red flag alerts, red flag behavior, red flag indicators, red flag mistakes, red flag signals, red flag signs, red flag tips, red flag warnings, red flags, reddit, relationships, smp, warning signs

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9561
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	222
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience dates with creepers that explode in your face, skeletons shooting arrows of love at you, and zombies trying to steal your heart (literally). Red flags on dates? How about when your date turns out to be a disguised Enderman looking for a new block to add to their collection!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with quirky characters like a villager who thinks they’re a llama, a wandering trader who only trades in rotten flesh, and a witch who brews love potions that always backfire.

So come join us for a date night like no other, where the only thing you’ll be swiping right on is your trusty diamond sword. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

BlockyBossRequests

absurd tasks, bizarre work requests, BlockyBossRequests, crazy boss stories, funny boss stories, odd boss demands, outrageous job tasks, ridiculous boss requests, silly boss requests, strange work instructions, unreasonable demands, unusual work tasks, weird work assignments, workplace humor

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of your boss asking you to do ridiculous things like filing paperwork in alphabetical order or making coffee with your eyes closed? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about your boss’s crazy demands again. Here, you can build a giant statue of your boss out of diamonds and watch it get blown up by a creeper for your own personal satisfaction. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you turn your boss into a zombie pigman every time they try to boss you around. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to ridiculous boss requests forever!

NukeCraft: China’s Sinkin’ Submarine

China, Chinas, chinese military, CNN Politics, defense news, geopolitical tensions, global defense., international relations, maritime incidents, military capabilities, Military developments, military technology, naval accidents, naval warfare, nuclear submarines, nuclear-powered submarine, nukecraft, security concerns, Sinkin, South China Sea, submarine, submarine sinking, underwater warfare, US official

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Star Shards Collected:	140	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

lol imagine if that submarine was in minecraft! well guess what, on our server, you can build your own nuclear-powered submarine and watch it sink to the depths of the ocean in epic fashion! join us for the most explosive underwater adventures you’ll ever experience, just don’t forget your scuba gear!

we’ve got a secret underwater city where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony, and you can join in on their wild parties and quests for hidden treasure. but beware, the kraken might just decide to crash the party and wreak havoc on everything in sight!

if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of exploring the mysterious underwater caves filled with rare ores and deadly creatures. just remember to bring your trusty pickaxe and some enchanted armor, because you never know what dangers lurk in the dark depths below.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and dive into the wildest underwater adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft! just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy underwater world.

Fishy Minds Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, brain protection, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, dementia, eating fish, fish consumption, fishy, healthy aging, healthy diet, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, Minds.., Minecraft, neuroprotective, nutrition, omega-3 fatty acids, reduced risk, seafood, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
New Chunks Explored:	21604	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where eating fish will make u smarter than a super genius with a PhD in rocket science!!! 🚀🐟 our players who chow down on fishies have been known to outsmart even the most devious creepers and build the most mind-blowing structures in the game! 🏗️🐠

we’ve got fishy feasts galore, with underwater buffets filled with all the fish u can eat to level up ur brain power to infinity and beyond! 🧠🚀 plus, our fish-filled world is teeming with hidden treasures and secret underwater caves just waiting to be explored by ur newly enhanced cognitive abilities! 🕵️‍♂️🐟

so come on over to our server and join the school of fish-loving players who are taking over the minecraft universe, one brain-boosting bite at a time! 🐟🎮 #FishAreFriendsAndBrainFood #JoinUsAndBeAMinecraftGenius

Intentional Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, disbelief, doubt, doubtful, dubious, Intentional, Minecraft, Mysterious, Questionable, refusal, Server, skeptical, skepticism, suspicious, suspicious behavior, suspicious circumstances, Suspiciously, suspiciously convenient, theory, Uncertain, unexplained, unresolved

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2393	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to step foot on it! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll be saying “There’s no fuckin way this is real!” But oh, it is real, my friend. It is real. So grab your diamond sword and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

212, Cadets, computer cooling, computer cooling system, cooling innovation, cooling system, cooling system innovation, cooling technology, cooling technology since 2011, CPU Cooler, cpu cooling, CPU cooling innovation, CPU cooling since 2011, CPU cooling system, CPU cooling technology, Minecraft, personal cooling, personal cooling innovation, personal cooling since 2011, personal cooling system, personal cooling system since 2011, personal cooling technology, smp, Space

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’ve been cooling CPUs since 2011! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was actually founded by a group of penguins who were tired of the heat in Antarctica and decided to start a Minecraft community to chill out. And let me tell you, these penguins know a thing or two about keeping things cool.

Not only will you get to play with these cool penguins, but we also have a secret underground ice cave where you can mine for diamonds while sipping on frozen margaritas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a volcano filled with lava and diamonds. It’s a real blast!

So come join our server and experience the coolest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, it’s nothing personnel, kid.

RingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disappointment, engagement ring, Expectations, family, hinting, long term relationship, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, Proposal, Ringcraft, self-care, Self-expression, Server, tradition, wedding ring

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of waiting for your partner to finally get you an engagement ring? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to wait a year for a ring – in fact, we’ll give you a virtual engagement ring as soon as you join!

Join our server and experience the thrill of finding the perfect engagement ring for yourself, just like our player who took matters into her own hands. Who needs a partner to pick out a ring when you can do it yourself and avoid all the drama?

Plus, on our server, you can even design your own wedding ring to match your new engagement ring! No more waiting around for someone else to make decisions for you – take control of your virtual love life on our server.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to waiting for a ring that may never come. Who needs a real engagement ring when you can have a virtual one on our Minecraft server?

CraftySibs: NoRef4Alc

alcohol abuse, Alcoholic, bridges burned, CraftySibs, employment, family, family dynamics, financial support, half-sibling, Honesty, Integrity, Job Termination, Liability, military background, moral dilemma, NoRef4Alc, police department, Recommendation, reference, relationship, Strain, tough decision

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	254748
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family? Look no further! Join our server where half-brothers with a history of alcohol abuse and job terminations are welcome!

Need references for a major metropolitan police department? We got you covered! Just ask your family members, even if they think you’re a liability.

Join now and experience the drama, the tension, and the strained relationships that only our server can provide. Who needs a glowing recommendation when you can have a chaotic adventure instead? So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

MemoryLaneMC SMP

backyard adventures, carefree days, Cherished moments, childhood dreams, childhood friendships, childhood fun, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood laughter, childhood magic, childhood mischief, childhood nostalgia, childhood treasures, childhood wonder, family vacations, favorite childhood memory, growing up, happy times, innocent joy, MemoryLaneMC, playing with friends, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Remember that time you built your first dirt house in Minecraft and thought you were the king of the world? Well, imagine that feeling times a million on our server! Join us for the most epic Minecraft SMP experience of your life, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds rain from the sky.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts with real-life treasure (okay, maybe not real-life treasure, but still pretty cool), and even a secret underground club where the Endermen like to party.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe and make memories that will last a lifetime. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!