10. preparing for a recession Minecraft Servers

10. preparing for a recession

  • Mining for Recession: SMP

    Mining for Recession: SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌈🎮 Hey all you pixelated potato heads and blocky bedrock bouncers! 🌈🎮

    Listen up, if you’re sittin’ there in your mom’s basement contemplating whether to join yet another Minecraft SMP, let me spin you a yarn that’ll make you drop your enchanted diamond sword! 🎉🗡️

    First off, rumor has it that if you join this particular whirlwind of madness, you might just stumble upon the world’s last remaining magical potato—yes, that’s right, THE magical potato! 🥔✨ Legend says it grants you the power to summon an army of sentient cows that will moo your enemies into submission! 🐄💥 (Yeah, I know, take that, creepers!)

    Ever thought a creeper exploded your house? Pfft, amateurs! Here, when a creeper blows up, it doesn’t just destroy your stuff; it also releases a random potion effect in the vicinity! You’ll either float into the sky like a lost balloon 🎈 or turn purple and dance like a chicken 🐔. It’s all about the vibes, man!!

    And let me tell you about the “Mushroom Kingdom” we’ve got going! It’s not what you think, buddy. We’ve got these giant mushrooms that sprout money and gold! 💰🍄 But hold on, if you want the loot, you gotta battle the Fungal Overlords who are literally just guys wearing toadstools and throwing poisonous soup at you. 🍲💣 It’s wild, I’m tellin’ ya!

    Also, we’ve got a special event every Tuesday called “Minecraft Olympics for Noobs!” 🎖️🏅 If you can’t jump over a 1-block fence, no need to worry—your mom will still be proud of you, right? 😂 Think you’ve got what it takes to race through a maze built by sleep-deprived llamas? WE WILL FIND OUT!

    Oh, and if you’re into wacky lore, the mythical “Second Great Recession” is INEXPLICABLY tied to a cursed villager who trades his life for moon rocks. 🌕💎 Join now, and who knows? You might just trigger the Ender Dragon’s retirement party. Spoiler: It involves an epic karaoke showdown! 🎤🐉

    So what are you waiting for? Get your gaming chair out, grab some snacks, and dive into this chaotic mess with us. Remember, life is better when your reality looks like a derpy Minecraft SMP! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🎉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SPARK SMP

    SPARK SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Casual Vanilla experience for everyone!

    Welcome to Spark SMP!

    Community driven, creative and casual play minecraft server, join with your friends and build anything you like, no limits, no lag, no bans, no kicks, enjoy the game as it is.

    Welcome to Spark SMP!

    We are currently running on 1.16.5 Java edition.

    217.16.136.166

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • /v/craft

    /v/craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT PRODUCT. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG. NOT AN OFFICIAL 4CHAN SERVER. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH 4CHAN.

    A vanilla 1.20 Paper server, open to JAVA clients on 1.18.2 to 1.20.4, or Bedrock clients, even pocket edition!

    Chat reporting disabled for those who want to avoid Micr*s*ft’s ever worsening tactics.

    A server with obscene amounts of lore, a few administrators come and gone, and a recent bout of cancer now in remission, we present you /v/craft! Now in it’s forth year!

    Current map opened July 2021 (1.17), and expanded with fresh 1.20

    mc.chimpout.club:25600

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Create Perfect World CTCS

    Create Perfect World CTCS

    New Minecraft Servers

    CyanTanks Community Minecraft Server is a family-friendly, PG-rated server that offers a captivating and wholesome gaming experience for fans of the game “CyanTanks.” This server integrates the fascinating world of Minecraft with the thematic elements and style of “CyanTanks,” creating a unique and engaging environment for players of all ages.

    144.217.48.8:25614

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Llama SMP

    The Llama SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Llama SMP, where seasons linger and adventures unfold! Escape the ordinary and wander into a lush, modded oasis. The Llama SMP isn’t just your average Minecraft server – it’s a haven for curious explorers, crafting wizards, and llama enthusiasts alike. A Modded Tapestry: Dive into a kaleidoscope of possibilities with our carefully curated selection of over 150 mods. From whimsical creatures and sprawling dungeons to mind-bending magic and intricate tech, there’s something for every kind of adventurer. Build soaring airships, tame mythical beasts, or unearth the secrets of ancient civilizations – the limitations are only your imagination. Small but Strong: Don’t be fooled by our intimate community. We may be a cosy bunch, but our friendships are forged in shared journeys and laughter-filled nights. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a wide-eyed newbie, you’ll find warmth and camaraderie around every corner. Lend a hand, share a story, or soak in the peacefulness of a world bathed in the soft glow of llama fur. So, saddle up your trusty llama and join us! The Llama SMP awaits, with promises of epic adventures, lasting friendships, and seasons that linger long enough to savour truly. Here’s a glimpse of what awaits: Year-long seasons: Each season lasts for real-world months, creating a truly immersive experience. Curated mod pack: Dive into a unique blend of mods that enhance exploration, creativity, and community. Friendly and welcoming atmosphere: Join a small but tight-knit community of supportive players. Regular events and challenges: Test your skills and forge memories in server-wide events and challenges. Endless possibilities: Build, explore, create, and conquer – the Llama SMP is your canvas Come, step into a world where time stretches, llamas reign supreme, and adventures echo through the changing seasons. We’ll be waiting with open arms (and fluffy woolly noses).

    llamasmp.myddns.me

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP