ToldYaCraft: Where even the blocks have attitude!

1. I told you so, 10. prediction, 11. proof, 12. hindsight is 20/20, 13. I knew it, 14. I was right, 15. told ya so, 16. I warned you, 17. I knew this would happen, 18. I saw it coming, 19. I called it, 2. fucking, 20. I told you this would happen., 3. I fucking told you so, 4. told you so, 5. warning, 6. hindsight, 7. lesson learned, 8. validation, 9. vindication, attitude, blocks, ToldYaCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Votes:	4357
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.

CreepCraft SMP: /thread

booty call, Chad, creep, CreepCraft, creepmaxxing, cropped tank top, daisy dukes, flip flops, glimpses, horny, nofap, pajeetcels, Schedule, sexy feet, sexy legs, smp, Soles, STARING, Stories, Thread, Tips, Women

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to share your creepmaxxing tips and stories with other players! Imagine building a virtual world where you can creep on pixelated women in daisy dukes and cropped tank tops, all while perfecting your nofap skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of some sexy virtual soles in flip flops. Just remember, if a girl catches you staring, it’s probably because she got a booty call from Chad and had to change her schedule. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some outrageous adventures in our Minecraft world!

ToddlerTurf Minecraft Server

accommodations, camper, covid, extended family, family vacation, Forest, grand canyon, Introvert, lake house, last minute trip, Minecraft, neighbors, Niece, privacy, Resentment, room, Server, Siblings, sleeping arrangements, small talk, Toddler, ToddlerTurf, Vegas

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep in a neighbor’s camper (unless you want to, of course).

Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build your dream lake house without worrying about toddler bed-stealers. Our server is perfect for introverts who just want to escape from it all and avoid awkward small talk with the neighbors.

And if things get too crazy with your family, just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster. Who needs a family vacation when you can have a virtual adventure in Vegas and the Grand Canyon instead?

So ditch the family trip and join our server for a vacation you’ll never forget (and won’t have to share a room with a toddler)!

NoRoomForGmaLOL

Argument, Birth, cleaning, Cooking, culture, DÍL, disrespecting culture, family, Favor, Hotel, household chores, live-in maid, LOGISTICS, NoRoomForGmaLOL, PTO, refusing to help, rejecting family, shopping, Son, Visit, weekend

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Magic Items Found:	6648
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a server where you can escape real-life drama like this? Join our Minecraft server and leave the family feuds behind! We promise no one will ask you to be a live-in maid or make you stay in a hotel while you play. Plus, we have a special “Respect Your Culture” mini-game where you can show off your cultural traditions without any judgment. Don’t be a dick like the OP in this story, join our server and let the fun begin!

Last Night’s Binge Minecraft Server

Actors, Actresses, Binge, binge watching, Characters, Cliffhanger, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, episode, Favorite, Last Night, Minecraft, NIGHTS, Plot, reality tv, series, Server, Show, Storyline, streaming, television, Television series, watch

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Votes:	7559
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Divine Spears Created:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Last night I binge-watched a show about a group of llamas who were secretly Minecraft pros and went on epic adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. It was wild, let me tell you! And now I can’t stop thinking about joining this Minecraft server where llamas rule and diamonds rain from the sky. Seriously, if you want to experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a llama wearing a diamond helmet and riding a flying pig!

Crafty30s vs. 20sGriefers

20s, 20sGriefers, 30s, age difference, aging, career advancement, comparison, Crafty30s, Development, experiences, learning, Life Changes, Lifestyle, Maturity, personal growth, perspective shift, Priorities, Reflection, relationships, responsibilities, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4356	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, join our server and experience the ultimate time warp where your 30s are crazier than your 20s!

In our server, you’ll find yourself battling mobs while juggling a mortgage and a midlife crisis. Build your dream house while dealing with virtual midlife crises like buying a sports car or getting a questionable tattoo.

Join now and see how your 30s in Minecraft are a whole new level of chaos and hilarity! Who knew adulting could be this fun in a blocky world?

PizzaGreaseCraft

Accidents, Activity, bowling alleys, cleaning, cleanliness, Entertainment, Food, Fun, Game, greasy, hygiene, lanes, maintenance, Oil, pizza grease, PizzaGreaseCraft, Recreation, Slippery, spills, sports

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ores Mined:	2341
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

hey u, ya u, do u like pizza? do u like oil? well then boy do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can slide around on oil-covered bowling alleys, slipping and sliding like a penguin on ice. but wait, there’s more! we also have pizza grease everywhere, cuz why not? join our server and experience the greasiest, slipperiest, most ridiculous fun u’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, once u start sliding around on that pizza grease, u’ll never want to leave. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the greasy madness begin!

BrainyBlocks: Where Sex and Gender Matter!

biological impact, biologically, brain networks, BrainyBlocks, children’s brains, distinct, emotions, gender, health, Human Behavior, Influences, matter, movement, Networks, sex, Social Impact, socially, Specific, spread, study

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where sex and gender be impactin’ ur behavior and health like WHOA! Our server got children’s brains showin’ sex influences on movement and emotions, while gender be influencin’ networks all over da brain like a boss. Study says sex and gender be all distinct socially and biologically, so come join us for some mind-blowin’ fun and craziness! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and wacky at da same time?! Let’s get weird, y’all!

Panda Junior High School

Community, Cross-Play, custom currencies, Custom Dungeons, Custom Items, Economy, Minecraft, no pay to win, Panda Junior High School, PandaSMP, Server, Small Community, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Welcome to PandaSMP! It was founded late May 2024 and is our take at a cross-play Minecraft Server.

We have packed a punch of fun into PandaSMP, and we feature everything from custom items, to custom dungeons.. as well as custom currencies and more.

Our number one priority was to make sure anyone could play, without spending money. Everything is obtainable by playing, and there is no big pay-to-win factor.

Join our small and tight community today!

mc.pandasmp.cloud

MurdocMC

Active Staff, Activestaff, bedrock, Community, Crossplatform, Discord, Economy, Friendly staff, Geysermc, java, MCMMO, MoneyFromMobs, MurdocMC, Newserver, Paper, Playtime ranks, Playtimeranks, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Server, Shop, Shop GUI, Small, Small Community, smp, Spigot, Staff, Survival, Time Vote, Timevote, Vote crates, Vote Sites, Votecrates

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

MurdocMC is proud to announce the official release of our minecraft server! We are currently operating on Minecraft Java, using version 1.21.

IP (Subdomain): murdoc-mc.mcserver.ws:26945IP (Regular): 149.56.159.214:26945Do be sure to vote on all of the vote sites by running the in-game command ‘/voteall’Upon doing so, you will receive rewards. Such as crate keys, currency, items, etc.

Thanks for joining our server and, I hope to see you in-game soon!

murdoc-mc.mcserver.ws:26945

Vanilla Minecraft Server: Where PvP is like pineapple on pizza – definitely unwelcome!

Active, Bluemap, Community, Coreprotect, crossplay, dedicated server, Discord, Greylist, hard difficulty, hermitcraft, High view distance, java, Minecraft, No Unwelcome PvP, No-Claims, Pineapple, pizza, PvP, quality of life mods, Server, Small player base, smp, Unwelcome, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Votes:	1556	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

CommunityCraft SMP Overview

Server IP	play.communitycraft.live
Discord	discord.gg/CommunityCraft
Bluemap	communitycraft.live
Youtube	youtube.com/@CommunityCraftSMP

What We Offer:

Vanilla SMP Experience
Small Dedicated Player-base
Quality of Life Mods
Latest Version
No Claims, No Locked chests, No Economy regulation, No World border, No Donations, No Voting, No Ranks

We truly believe that we are unique in providing a vanilla SMP experience that is protected from grief, stealing, and unwanted pvp. Go on solo adventures or team up with friends and build something incredible! Be inspired by the creativity of others! Survive and Be Epic!

NO tolerance for cheating, unwanted pvp, griefing, or stealing!

Recent Player Review:

“This server is mad cool– it’s like actual vanilla!”

Thanks for checking us out!

FAQ Questions & Answers:

Question	Answer
Is this server vanilla-style?	Yes, CommunityCraft SMP provides a public cooperative vanilla-style SMP for all players.
What plugins are used?	Only the most necessary plugins for running a server are used. The team is dedicated to maintaining a great vanilla experience.
How can I join?	Join before the greylist by connecting to the server IP: play.communitycraft.live
What is the server difficulty set to?	The difficulty is set to Hard.
Are there any in-game restrictions?	No, there are no claims, locked chests, economy regulation, world border, donations, voting, or ranks.

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