10. Prediction MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ToldYaCraft: Where even the blocks have attitude!

8. validation, 17. I knew this would happen, 1. I told you so, 4. told you so, 2. fucking

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.

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TrendyFadGoneIn5Yrs Minecraft SMP

5 years, here today gone tomorrow, Minecraft, Fashionable, outdated soon

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Bro, let me tell you, joining this server is like finding a diamond block in a chest full of dirt blocks.

First off, the admins are like wizards, they can literally make pigs fly and turn creepers into disco dancers. And the players? Oh man, they’re like a mix of superheroes and unicorns, always ready to help you build the most epic castle or prank your best friend by filling their house with chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are stored, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking Enderman who’s also a stand-up comedian.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP server now and become part of the craziest, most chaotic adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust me, in 5 years, everyone will be talking about how they wish they had joined earlier.

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StopActingNormalMC

microaggressions, cultural appropriation, Gaslighting, bullying, discrimination

Are you tired of people acting like mining for diamonds in Minecraft is just a casual hobby? Join our server and show them what real dedication looks like! Our players have been known to dig straight down to bedrock without a care in the world – who needs safety precautions anyway?

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against their clucky tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can eat your way through buildings and landscapes?

So come join us on our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who needs normal when you can have chaos and cake instead?

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Tut’s Tomb Minecraft Server

burial site, archaeology, Artifacts, archaeologists, Pharaoh..

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz we just discovered a ROYAL TOMB like king tut but even cooler! u can dig up treasures and fight mummies and pharaohs and stuff. plus, we have a secret passage that leads to a hidden oasis with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. join now before the curse of the tomb gets u! lolz.

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Rent-A-Block-Singapore

united states, economic influence, foreign policy, global perceptions, strategic interests

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! u betta believe it, we got players from all over asia, even singapore! they say US be actin like a landlord tryna get rent from us, but we be too busy building epic structures and fighting dragons to care! join now for the best time of ur life, trust me u won’t regret it!

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FarmCraft 2.0: Livestock Locator

livestock management, Sustainable Agriculture, locator, farming strategies, environmental outcomes

u wanna join our server cuz we got this new machine learnin thingy that predicts where animal farms are in minecraft. like, we know where alllll the cows and pigs are gonna be so u can plan ur farm better. it’s like magic but with computers and stuff.

we’re all about helpin the environment and stuff. like, we wanna make sure farmers are doin things right so the planet doesn’t get messed up. plus, we wanna help farmers make more money too cuz who doesn’t love money, right?

so come join our server and help us save the world, one pixelated cow at a time. plus, we got cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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Retinue server minecraft

Community, Discord, Vanilla, Friendly, Active

Vanilla, private server minecraft, which is available both from the Java version and with Bedrock version of Minecraft. The server just opened and is waiting for you! But in order to get to him, you need to leave your application to the discord server, the link to which will be lower!

retinue.aternos.me:64298

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Medieval Smp

darkest-depths, endless possibilities, plundered-cities, grand-fortresses, Enchantment

Medieval SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Medieval SMP is a Minecraft server where players can build kingdoms, battle bosses, and explore a world rich in lore and enchantment.
Season 2 has recently launched with new features and content for players to enjoy.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist?	Yes, the server is whitelist. You can join by applying through the Discord server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can fight legendary bosses, build fortresses, master arcane arts, and explore endless possibilities in the world.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply for whitelist access.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, there is a Discord server where players can chat, coordinate activities, and stay updated on server events.
What is the server IP address?	The server IP address is 88.211.212.7:25565

Enchanted Dream Isles 1.21.2

Sadness, weird, Enchanted, mental health, Isles

Hey bro, forget about all that depressing stuff and join our Minecraft server! Why be sad and ugly in real life when you can be a cool, blocky character in our world? Plus, who needs weed when you can get high on the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends? Come on, don’t be a loser in real life, be a winner in Minecraft!

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PixelPapSmearz

Frustration, Medical, insurance issues, emotional toll., Pain

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft, from riding pigs dressed as superheroes to battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have the most insane women’s healthcare stories you’ll ever hear. Imagine going to the doctor in Minecraft and getting treated by a witch who uses potions made from enchanted diamonds and golden apples. Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life. Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs? Yeah, it’s that kind of place.

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