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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5427 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace chaos and ridiculousness at every turn! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging arrows on North Sentinel Island, where we take out immigrants on sight…just kidding! But seriously, we have some wild adventures waiting for you, like building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky or creating a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. Plus, we have a strict “no leftists allowed” policy because we believe in the power of right-winged chickens ruling the land. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more hilariously absurd!
