10. Instant regret Minecraft Servers

10. Instant regret Minecraft Servers

  • NopeCraft

    NopeCraft
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 3297
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Emeralds Found: 9975 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig? No? Well, then you haven’t experienced the thrill of our Minecraft server! We offer the most extreme and outrageous adventures you can imagine.

    Join us if you want to battle zombie chickens, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a rollercoaster through the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

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  • BlockyBawdySecrets

    BlockyBawdySecrets
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 1437
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Farms Harvested: 258
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us for a chance to unleash your inner wild side and share your wildest NSFW secrets with fellow players. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly player who only communicates in dirty jokes. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to keep it PG-13…or not, we won’t judge!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SovietSmackdownMC

    SovietSmackdownMC
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 1872
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Farms Harvested: 996
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of dodging ukrainian strikes while fighting off russians with only half the ammunition! it’s like a real life war zone but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of bombs. join now and see if u have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything can happen, even a pig riding a chicken into battle. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BarebonesMP

    BarebonesMP
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 4221
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Star Shards Collected: 196
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    BareBonesMP – Est. 2019 (Running since April 25th, 2019)
    IP: play.barebonesmp.com
    Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132
    Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
    Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com
    Website: https://barebonesmp.com/
    Features:
    24-7 Server Uptime and Over 5 Years Online!
    Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
    Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
    Dedicated Server with No Lag
    Custom World Generation with Terratonic for the overworld
    Custom Resource pack
    3D Web Map for All Dimensions
    Active Discord & Community
    Optional Proximity Voice Chat
    Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
    Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds
    Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month
    Map was Reset on January 10th, 2025
    Server Rules:
    1. No Griefing or Stealing
    2. No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
    3. No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP
    4. Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
    5. Be Respectful and kind to other members
    6. Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
    7. The keyword is andesite
    8. No Advertising or Spamming other members
    9. No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
    10. PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

    FAQ:

    1. How old is the server?

    The server was established in 2019 and has been running since April 25th, 2019.

    2. Are there any special features on the server?

    Yes, the server offers Vanilla gameplay with QoL enhancing plugins, custom world generation, 3D web map for all dimensions, and more.

    3. Can I participate in community events and giveaways?

    Yes, the server hosts community events, giveaways, and more every month for its members to participate in.

    4. What are some of the server rules?

    • No Griefing or Stealing
    • No Hacking, Cheating, or using unfair advantage mods
    • No discrimination of any kind
    • Be respectful and kind to other members

    5. How often is the map reset?

    The map was last reset on January 10th, 2025.

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  • Epic Quest Journey 1.21

    Epic Quest Journey 1.21
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 8790
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! Forget about all that anime drama, come join our Minecraft server for some lit adventures!

    We got creepers more explosive than Uzumaki’s failure, and our world is as twisted as Aku no Hana’s storyline.

    Hiroshi Nagahama should be here building epic structures instead of worrying about second seasons.

    Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and have you laughing like a crazy 4chan anon.

    Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingCraft2021

    WeddingCraft2021
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 9842
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Crops Grown: 3164
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Enchantments Applied: 50
    Ores Mined: 1139 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your princess dreams just like OP’s sister! We’ve got castles, horse-drawn carriages, and dresses that would make Disney jealous. But here’s the twist – you don’t need $15,000 to join, just a sense of humor and a love for all things outrageous!

    Join us for the wedding of the century next summer, complete with live entertainment, elaborate catering, and maybe even a designer dress if you’re lucky. And don’t worry about going into massive debt, because on our server, everything is free – just like OP’s sister’s dream wedding!

    So come on in and let your inner princess shine, because on our Minecraft server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry family member). Don’t be like OP, join us and live out your fairytale fantasies without breaking the bank!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PvP Danger Zones

    PvP Danger Zones
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 3851
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Ores Mined: 7707 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 143
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting into fights in boring old places like the grocery store or the library? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and pick fights in the most outrageous places imaginable! Want to throw down in a lava-filled volcano? We’ve got you covered. How about a battle in the middle of a herd of angry llamas? Done. And don’t even get us started on the epic showdowns that take place on top of the Ender Dragon’s back. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start picking fights in the most ridiculous places you can imagine!

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  • DollaCraft: Argentina Edition

    DollaCraft: Argentina Edition
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 1197
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Falling into the Void: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how Argentina is all like, “we gonna use dollars AND pesos for pricing now”? well guess what, our minecraft server is adopting a whole new currency too: CREEPER COINS. yea, that’s right, you can buy and sell stuff in the game using creeper coins. why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but this player was brave and fought off the chickens with nothing but a carrot. and u know what they found in the diamond mine? a secret portal to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows. so yea, if u wanna have crazy adventures like that, come join our server. plus, we have free pizza every friday. so yea, come join us and let’s have some fun!

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  • FireLitPottyRooms

    FireLitPottyRooms
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 4777
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Runes Activated: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2930 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where chamber pots are still a thing but instead of stinky odors, they give off magical sparkles that make your room smell like rainbows and unicorn farts. our torches and candles not only light up the place but also double as disco balls for impromptu dance parties. who needs air fresheners when you have chamber pots and fire? join now for a smelly good time!

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  • SphereMC

    SphereMC
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 4542
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server: SphereMC

    Feature Description
    Version 1.21.1 – ATM10-2.23
    Modpack All the Mods 10 – ATM10 – Minecraft Modpacks – CurseForge
    Difficulty Mild
    RAM Recommendation 6GB minimum

    FAQ

    What Sets This Modpack Apart?

    • “All the Mods” started out as a private pack for just a few friends that turned into something others wanted to play. It has all the basics that most other “big name” packs include but with a nice mix of some of newer or lesser-known mods as well.
    • The biggest changes this time around is that we are now using NeoForge and we are on the version 1.21. Expect many updates as mods come out!
    • In All the Mods 10 we will continue the tradition adding many new mods while going for more stability.
    • Does “All the Mods” really contain ALL THE MODS? No, of course not. – ATMTeam

    Join Here: https://discord.gg/spheremc

    Our Promise: We’re committed to providing a seamless, up-to-date experience. With top-of-the-line dedicated server hardware and regular updates, SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with regular server restarts.

    Join Us! We’re looking for more members to join our server! Ready to be part of our community? Discord: https://discord.gg/spheremc

    Be Inspired! ✨

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • “Divine Essence” 1.20

    “Divine Essence” 1.20
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 6278
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about rating bodies, come join our Minecraft server where you can rate the blocks instead! Trust me, those pixelated squares are way sexier than any real-life body you’ll ever see. Plus, we have a secret hidden dungeon where you can find the rarest blocks and show off your building skills. So, why waste time rating bodies when you can rate blocks and become the ultimate block master on our server? Join now and let the blocky madness begin!

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