| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7760 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 30 | Votes: | 4122 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4830 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to a secret realm filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted armor.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4328 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Join us and witness the chaos as players cheer for scumbags from across the country. White liberals beware, because on our server, racism ends when you become a minority with little power. But don’t worry, it’s all payback for “stealing land” – according to our twisted ideology.
If you’re ready for a server that will make you question everything, join us now. Who knows, maybe white civilization will make it out alive…but then again, maybe not. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft server!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 1106 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging crazy mobs and exploring secret caves. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also post your favorite videos to watch while high! Because who needs diamonds when you have dank memes, amirite?
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of hallucination. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing pink sheep everywhere – blame the mushrooms!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7790 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5550 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9488 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7482 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5539 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2821 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing!
But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT on their heads, trying not to explode. And don’t even get us started on our “Parkour Pigs” competition, where players race against each other on the backs of speedy pigs!
If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4650 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 4060 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Join us and witness Sony DICK-RIDING Minecraft so hard that you’ll be questioning reality. The preorder numbers for this server must be through the roof for Sony to invest so much in it. But hey, who are we to question their dedication to making Minecraft even more epic?
Come join us for insane adventures, wild parties, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but hey, it’s Minecraft, anything can happen)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2578 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9467 |
| Animals Bred: | 120 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!
Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!
But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!
And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!
Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5755 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3492 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
We have players who have tried to mod Half-Life with hilarious results – imagine combine metrocops in fur suits wielding dildos as stunbats! It’s a sight to behold as they stumble around in hot pink dog fursuits, causing chaos and laughter wherever they go.
But that’s not all – our server is filled with creative minds who are constantly coming up with outrageous ideas for mods. From flying pigs to talking llamas, the possibilities are endless!
So if you’re tired of wasted potential and want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd, come join us! Who knows, you might just find the inspiration you need to create something truly unique. Let’s turn those failed modding attempts into epic wins together!
