10 best discord bots Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GoatShitCraft Minecraft Server

baby, BIZARRE, diaper, Disgusting, Disturbing, Floor, Goat, GoatShitCraft, gross, leaking, Minecraft, MONEY, odd, pisses, Screen, Server, shits, Shocking.., strange, UNUSUAL, watch, weird, Yellow

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos never stops! Within the first 10 minutes of joining, you might just witness a goat taking a massive dump right on the floor. But wait, there’s more! We have babies who have a knack for peeing themselves on screen, with their yellow pee leaking out of their diapers for all to see. And believe it or not, people actually pay money to watch this madness unfold. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and downright ridiculous moments, then this is the place for you! Join us now and prepare to be entertained in the most bizarre ways possible.

CampCraftCounselorCringe

Animals, attitude, AUTHORITY, Behavior, Beliefs, camp counselor, CampCraftCounselorCringe, correcting, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, impolite, Incorrect, learning experience, mollusks, octopus, parenting, reprimanding, sea creatures, summer camp, Support

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where correctness is key and knowledge is power! Join us for a wild adventure filled with octopus debates and mollusk facts. Our camp counselors are experts in marine biology and will never steer you wrong… unless they think octopus are fish, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of correcting your counselors on their animal knowledge. Who knows, you might even get a special achievement for proving them wrong! Don’t worry about being disrespectful, because here, being right is always the right thing to do.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a sea of information and fun. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Join us now and show off your animal expertise in the craziest camp around!

Respawn Roulette

respawn, roulette

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out how you would meet your hilarious demise! Whether you get squashed by a giant chicken or suffocated by a pile of exploding llamas, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous deaths in Minecraft history!

PixelPilipinoWarriors

Apology, comfort women, criticized, Filipino, Filipino comfort women, historical injustice, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Japan, Japan apology, japanese government, PixelPilipinoWarriors, reconciliation, reparations, Victims, War Crimes, wartime atrocities, WWII, WWII apology, WWII victims

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/500	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!

and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!

so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!

PONOS ANARCHY Minecraft server

admins, Antispam, Competitions, Donations, Drugs, Floodprotect, freedom, Griefing, killing, Limited World, Minecraft, naked boobs, PONOS ANARCHY, Private, real money, Server, weapons

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/700	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1124
Villages Defended:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14

The server has cool plugins for weapons, drugs and naked boobs!!! There are no admins, no private, and of course no donations either. Complete freedom! The world is limited to 500 blocks, so you can’t hide or run away. Quite often the creator holds competitions for real money!

If you like killing and griefing, then you are welcome!

ponos.aboba.host

GarbageOP Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, banger, commentary, comparison, critique, first, Garbage, GarbageOP, GENERIC, Minecraft, Music, opinion, original poster, review, second, series, series anthem, Server, Soundtrack, trending, uninspired, Video, viral

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/200	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Emeralds Found:	4894

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Our anthem is so lit, it’ll have you dancing in your mine shaft like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our OP – it’s so mind-blowingly awesome, it’ll make you question reality itself. Join us now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Pixelated Escape Minecraft Server

emotional well being, Escape, existential questions, family relationships, introspection, life choices, Loneliness, luxury lifestyle, materialism, mental health, Minecraft, personal fulfillment, personal values, pixelated, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-sufficiency, Server, Social Connections, social isolation, societal expectations, solitude

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/100	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the real world and all its boring responsibilities? Do you dream of a life where you can build your own empire without anyone bothering you? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your worries and obligations.

On our server, you can live a life of luxury without spending a dime. Build your dream mansion, drive fancy cars, and eat the most delicious virtual cuisine. Who needs real friends and family when you can have pixelated pets and minions to do your bidding?

And forget about having sex every week or starting a family – on our server, you can focus on what really matters: building epic structures and conquering virtual lands. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start living your best, most ridiculous life!

BlockyBabyBlunder

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/800	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	102
Buildings Constructed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the love life of that one player who can’t seem to keep a steady relationship.

Looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who have more baby daddies than diamonds in their inventory. From unexpected pregnancies to love triangles that would make a soap opera jealous, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might even witness a player quitting their job faster than you can say “redstone.” With friendships that are as unstable as a sand block in a desert, you’ll never know who will turn against who next.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the drama, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that comes with playing alongside some of the most unpredictable players in the game. Just remember to bring your popcorn, because you won’t want to miss a single moment of the madness!

Blocky Booty Call Minecraft Server

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, blocky, BOOTY, Call, Casual Sex, Connection, Curiosity, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Honesty, hookup, Intimacy, memorable, Minecraft, one night stand, Passion, redditors, regret, Server, spontaneity, Story, Thrill, unforgettable, Vulnerability

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/500	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mines Excavated:	2491	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Calling all Minecraft players who have had a one-night stand with a creeper! We want to hear your most memorable experiences and why you just couldn’t resist that explosive encounter. Join our server for a chance to share your wild stories and bond over your love for risky blocky relationships. Who knows, you might even find your next pixelated fling in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with fellow players who understand the thrill of a spontaneous TNT hookup. Join now for a blast!

CraftyBlockzUSA

American atmosphere, American attitudes, american culture, American emotions, American mindset, American mood, American opinions, American outlook, American perspective, American politics, American sentiments, American society, American vibe, American viewpoints, CraftyBlockzUSA, current events, general feel, people, united states, Usa

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/300	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Items Found:	4530	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of the real world drama and chaos? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of mining diamonds on your brain. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness!