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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2035 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS. OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON WEARS SUNGLASSES AND RIDES A PIG?
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, TRUMP HIMSELF IS TRYNA STOP THE EU FROM FINING US TECH COMPANIES. WHY? ‘CAUSE OUR REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS ARE SO ADVANCED, THEY MAKE ELON MUSK JEALOUS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT COMMUNITY ON THE BLOCK! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!