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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 4969 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
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so come join us on this epic minecraft server and say hello to ur new addiction – we mean, hobby. yeah, hobby.